Not even a 1/5 of a star!

Eversmile New Jersey review

By Tania from London

Eversmile New Jersey

Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Mirjana Jokovic

Director Carlos Sorin

Genres Comedy

Run time 87 mins Certificate PG

19th September 2007

Amongst the worst films I have ever seen. Yet, still not bad enough to become a B- cult. Don't watch it on a rainy winter day or you might feel the need to start killing people or join the Tories or something.

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