Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask details
|Starring:||John Carradine, Lou Jacobi, Gene Wilder, Woody Allen, Burt Reynolds, Lynn Redgrave, Tony Randall, Louise Lasser, Anthony Quayle, Burt Reyn|
|Genres:||Comedy - General, Gay/Lesbian - General|
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask
|Run time:||1 hour 33 minutes|
|Rental release:||10 Jul 2000|
|Dubbed:||German, French, Spanish, Italian|
|Hearing impaired subtitles:||English, German|
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Woody's last crazy comedyBy Ned0 from W.Yorks , 28 Dec 2004
[Highly rated reviewer]Woody may have gone on to make some wonderful films but sometimes it's nice to go back to Woody Allen the comedian, rather than Woody Allen the film-maker.
Here he's at his zany best, with some fantastic sketches. Anyone who has never seen the "What happens during ejaculation" skit with Burt Reynolds, really hasn't lived!
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Absolutely HilariousBy uniqueness (77 reviews) from Glasgow , 02 Nov 2012Even though it's made in 1972, this film is timeless and could easily have been made today.
All the jokes still stand up and are relevant and Woody Allan is hilarious.
Allan is a comdey genius and anyone who hasn't seen any of his films, watch this film and you'll open a new door to your film tickbox
Funny stuff!By Teagal (9 reviews) from Taunton , 01 Jul 2011
[Highly rated reviewer]Very amusing! The sheep and the Doctor, definitely the peak in this film. I don't think I'd watch it again though, once through is enough!
They Say That Spring Just Means One Thing For The Birds, Let's Misbehave!By Richie77777 (250 reviews) from Essex , 10 Apr 2011
THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS Show review anywayHideIts an amusing film; in fact the word amusing doesn't do this film justice. Its a very funny film which explores the world of sex under seven different headings.
1. Do Aphrodisiacs Work?
The King has won the war and wants to be amused by his court jester, however it doesn't go very well for the CJ.
'I know you're out there I can hear you breathing!'
'Save it up and let me hear it at the end, big!'
'I love the new exercises his majesty does to keep in shape, its called taxing peasants!'
'I can do impressions, Im one of the few people who can do an impression of the King of France, not his voice but his walk.'
He tries to chat up the King's wife in the castle grounds
He falls over to the camera :
'I feel on my bells!'
'Will she sleep with me, although she sleeps with the King and he wears leotards!'
He sees the Sorcerer for an aphrodisiac and the CJ and the Queen go to make love and she has a chastity belt!
'With most greavest dispatch I will open the latch and get to..'
'I always get my hand caught in the cookey jar so to speak.'
'Ay my lord remember you said if I was ever in town I should look up your wife.'
'Just clean up my neck a little and let my top flow.' - Gets beheaded.
2. What Is S&^*(y?
Gene Wilder a married doctor and sees Mr Stravous Arminous who with a sheep called Daisy. Daisy has fallen out of love with him.
Doug Ross, (played by Gene Wilder), the doctor falls in love with the sheep. He is caught by his wife fondling his lamb wool sweater. He takes Daisy to a hotel :
'Room service I'd like to have some white burgundy, cavarier and some plain grass.'
He is then shown having a cigarette in bed with Daisy.
'Darling is it my imagination or do you really smell of lambchops?!'
Eventually Dr Ross is caught in bed with Daisy and the sheep has got some sort of suspenders on! - 'I can explain we're just friends!'
'Its one of my patients she thinks she's a sheep!'
His medical licence is revoked and he gets a job as a waiter. - 'Don't call me waiter I'm a doctor!'
3. Why Do Some Women Have Trouble Reaching An O&^%£'m?
Fabrizio the Italian cool looking Woody Allen, has just married an attractive young lady called Gina. He thinks that she was not keen so seeks advice from a mate.
The scene of Woody Allen performing foreplay on his wife is comical!
He asks the priest for advice and Woody and his wife end up making love in a designer shop!
They are later caught copulating under a restuarant table! - She feels the only way she can enjoy it so to speak is if she does it in public!
4. Are Transvestites Homosexuals?
At a dinner party a middle aged married man called Sam goes upstairs and gets into womens clothing. This is probably one of the weaker scenes in the film.
5. What Are S%x Perverts?
This is a quiz show : What is my pervision? - Panelists have to guess the contestant's pervision. - Then a rabbi gets tied up and whipped by a young lady while his wife eats pork at his feet!
6. Are The Findings Of Doctors And Clinics Who Do Sexual Research And Experiments Accurate?
Victor to Dr Barnardo : 'I don't know whether you have read my latest book, advanced sexual positions how do get there without laughing, but its getting be a classic!'
Woody Allen : 'You shoot this girl and I will sue you for male practice!'
It culminates in a gigantic t%t! Absolutely brilliant! - About a 4000 with an X cup! (It chases people!!)
Woody Allen cooks up a plan to get to it. - 'Don't worry I know how to handle t%ts!' ha ha
Victor : 'When it comes to sex there are some things that should be left unknown and with my luck they probably will be'
7. What Happens During Ejac&%$!ion?
Fetachini coming down into the stomach.
- There's a joke coming in, pls smile
'God damn it or pressed the scared expression!'
Can we please have an erec*ion, what the hell is going on down there?!'
'Its not use we're losing it, start preparing an alibi to save face!'
'Attention G%nads, we're going for record.'
its starting to dateBy andrew steele from chester england , 21 Dec 2010Woody A is funny but its a bit like the Beatles...know what I mean
.....a bit dated
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GREAT MASTURBATORBy candid (218 reviews) from TUNBRIDGE WELLS, ENGLAND , 06 Sep 2010Hit-and-miss sketch comedy that comes from the days when Woody ALLEN was actually funny. Inside every great comedian there is a second-rate one trying to get out; as inside every tragedian there is a ham. ALLEN has managed to get some of the best actors in the world to make virtual cameos in a film that treads a delicate balance between being funny and offensive. Given ALLEN's sex-obsession it is inevitable that he would make this particular film and that he should have spent so much time revisiting its themes in later work.