Evil Aliens Reviews

[Highly rated reviewer]

worse than bad

I can imagine the people that found this film funny are the kind of people who laugh at 'football in groin' and animals getting run over on motorways. They probably also shout 'WOO ALL RIGHT!!' all the time when playing their online multiplayer tournaments.

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IF AFTER AROUND 5 MINUTES YOU THINK TO YOURSELF HMMM THIS INTRO'S A BIT ON THE 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT FALLING SO FAR OFF THE MARK' SIDE THEN DON'T BOTHER WITH THE REST OF THE FILM, OR MORE FOOL YOU. I can't get my life back but you can. There's still hope. press stop. eject it. watch the wall instead, I guarantee it will be more fun.

come on lighten up

It amazes me sometimes...43 people have stated they hated this film,,,,,comon lighten up...yes its corny...yes its not got the greatest storyline or particularly well acted...But its a silly bit of fun, that if your in the right mood you will laugh out loud...Enjoy!!!

Evil Aliens

Started watching had to turn it off

British B Movie at it worst.

Its funny, entertaining and above all aimed at the gore monsters and late night film/DVD watchers.

Emily Booth is fantastic and makes a change to see her acting (ish) opposed to her presenting strange computer shows.

Clearly made on a low budget, the SFX are surprisingly good.

How to sum up this little B movie gem ?

Braindead meets Channel 5 news !

Top Class Rubbish

Okay, so Evil Aliens is not going to win any Oscars but it sure does deserve to be remembered as the most awful yet entertaining piece of film to emerge from Britain in a very long time. If you enjoyed Bad Taste, or even Lobster Man from Mars, then you will love this.

None of the actors are likely to be scooped up by Hollywood very soon, and the special effects are so obviously done on a budget that doesn't exceed my weekly shopping bill. The film isn't really frightening, although does have a few very gory moments. What makes this film so awesome is it's hilarious. So bad it's good.

Any film in which the screenwriter sees fit to include a sequence where an alien (chasing a potential victim), slips over a banana peel is genius.

Ridley Scott, it is not.

Hmmmm, once again I thought, 'low budget british horror, give it a whirl, it can't be worse than some of the tripe coming out of the USA', and once again I was hopelessly wrong.

Apart from the ever-lovely Emily Booth who I'm sure has many male, and very likely female fans, this film really is poor. The film is titled as 'Jake West's Evil Aliens', which simply alerts you to the identity of the person responsible for this tosh. I hope it's an alias as admitting that you wrote, directed and produced such cobblers, smacks of either hubris, simple masochism, or a failure to realise that you have no talent whatsoever.

Awful acting, a budget lower than Doctor Who during the 1970's, laughable CGI, and a script that should be taken outside and put out of its misery with a very big gun. Peter Jackson used to do this kind of thing properly with virtually no budget either, see Brain Dead or Bad Taste, but then again, he has talent.

Do yourself a favour and settle down with a repeat of Inpector Morse instead, it's funnier, and has much better acting.

Avoid like the plague.

Bloody good fun

Its not a well made film, its not well acted, but it is a good laugh.

Loads of killing, limbs getting chucked about and it pays resect to a lot of other low budget horror movies too

They forgot to write a script

Awful, awful movie. Don't ever watch this. Someone paid a lot of money for this inane, half-witted crud to be made. Shame on them.

OMG

One of the worst movies I've seen in my life, i wouldn't even use the disk as a beer mat. I found not one part of the movie funny and had to turn it off well before the end as i couldn't do it anymore. Great movie to torture someone with aka clockwork orange style

Low Budget

Worth a laugh but i recon it cost about 25p to make