, 22 Sep 2012
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Okay so a car race..
'You come here wanting to see a crash..?!'
'Well they're not exactly binoculars.. - drink as much as you like!'
'And I thought chivalry was dead!'
- 'That's not true I've got my cowboy here!'
'Get a room guys!' lol
This installment is straight into the action and I really like that!!
'Death by Caffenine,' - interesting name for a coffee shop.
This installment really seems to parody all of what has gone before.
'Why are we still alive?!'
They always end up going down to a memorial!
'Look I'm not a hero. I didn't ..'
'Your time is coming Charlie.'
'Time is up!'
The first death scene is pretty ridiculous! (But I think its meant to be!) - Via a tow truck.
Interestingly there's a picture of Paris, (the Eiffel Tower) in the flat.. hmmm!!
'What you kids, stupid or something?!' - The old chap says while filling up a lawn mower with petrol and smoking a cigarette! ha ha
'You're killing me! - Proleptic irony!'
So it looks like the next death scene is going to take place in the hairdressers..
'..maybe military school.'
'I've got my eye on you!'
Its always about breaking the chain!
- 'This is some spooky bable..!'
'If I'm dying I'm trying!'
Nick's the person that gets all of death's premonitions.
'Nick what did you see?!'
Its strange I sort of like this film and I sort of don't like it.
'Who's the f&^*ing moron??!'
So they search out the mechanic, who maybe next..
'I guess its not my turn to die!'
Yes I remember the swimming pool scene.
'No water. Stay away from water!'
'Yes! I own you machine!'
Can't believe she has a Nokia phone!!
So he chases his lucky coin into the pool! - Not so lucky now!!
Somehow she survives the car wash!
- Ah there's the coin! lol
And there's me thinking he didn't drink!!
'If he dies I'm next and if that happens maybe you should keep your distance.'
- Paris, they always want to go to Paris! lol
You just know its not over!
'You only live once right!'
'Are you sure you don't want to come to the movie?! - Its in 3D!'
So the order was wrong and the cowboy is next!
I like the remote control car looking just like the proper car at the start!
And George gets run over!
'I should have seen that one coming!'
I like the 3D cinema theme, very clever.
That's quite a 3D effect!!!
- 'I was meant to see this movie!'
And its a premonition..
'It pays to be safe man!'
'It looked good.. but it tastes totally disgusting!'
'What if we didn't change anything??!'
'What if us being here right now, was the plan from the beginning??!'
Great ending. - Wow! A 73 minute film!!
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