Flight Of The Living Dead Details

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[Highly rated reviewer]

drunken watching did not help this stupid film

I know this is just a silly Zombie movie but its awful, even for those of us who like zombie films.

I mean, I'll admit I was hammered when i tried to watch this movie, and I was also playing on Football manager in the dark in the corner of the room, but still, the film was not very good.

The zombies don't act like normal movie zombies and there are no good jump moments. Well at least I don't remember any, but I was off my face on a bottle of brandy at the time and smoking my way through a packet of fags. You know the stuff I mean, the bits where the girl falls and strains her ankle while the zombie gains on her, or the man gets his coat hooked on a door handle.

Anyway, nothing like that happens, and then the crew and survivors somehow get some hand guns and start shooting the zombies in the head. All are excellant shots and despite shootnig a gun in an air conpressed room like a plane in flight being a really dumb thing to do, it all works out ok.

There's some convict who redeems himself by helping to land the plane, and some other stuff happens. I think some scientist dusk or chemical caused the zombie breakout.

Anyway, I watched it and it was not good, then I went to bed cursing the waste of an evening and my pathetic life. Thanks a bunch stupid zombie plane zombie, and I felt ill the next day, which I bet was your fault.

I think it has been proved all Zombie movies should be set in shopping malls or populated areas. I hope this film has not ruined the chance ot getting my own project greenlit thought, working title 'Zombies on a Train' Its going to be great, zombies on a double decker train on a winter night through the countryside. Lindsey Lohan is attached to star - depending on whether she clean up she is the heroine or the zombie queen. Make sure you check that out.

[Highly rated reviewer]

It's all there!

Nun? tick

Cop transporting prisoner? tick

Couple making out in the toilet? tick

Pilot in last flight before retiring? tick

Mad scientists? tick

Sports jock? tick

military guys acting badly to explain plot device? tick

Stewardesses with a heart? tick

bad weather? tick

A plane? tick

Oh yeah, and there are some zombies too.

Not all that funny, pretty gory, defies every law of physics known to mankind - but you don't really care. None of the characetrs are 'deep', deaths occur every 15 seconds or so and it wasn't written or directed by Scorsese. Still, it's zombies on a plane, so who cares? Watch with carefree abadon, knowing that films like this still get made. result!

p.s. It would have got 4 stars, but there was NO HIPPY CHICK WITH A GUITAR! How dare they?