Forest Of The Damned Reviews

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There is a myth that in the heart of Miranda Forest there dwell beautiful nymph creatures that were once angels. Thrown out of heaven after they became infected with human emotions of lust and sexual desire they now roam the forest, luring in unsuspecting victims with their beauty before seducing them and then gruesomely .. Read more

Starring	Nicole Petty, Tom Savini, Shaun Huston, Dan Van Hausen
Director	Johannes Roberts
Genres	Horror

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14 out of 15 people found this review helpful

10 minutes wasted

The worst 10 minutes of film I have ever had the misfortune to see. Sat in amazement at the acting skills of total novices literally embarrassing themselves on screen.
- - tedrodgers321 from Tyne/Wear
  - Posted 30 Dec 2005 10:14
6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

What a Waste!!!!

The movie itself is BAD!!!!!.....I thought I'll just continuing watching hoping it will get better and at the same time there might be a good looking babe lurking in the cast but was WRONG!!!!!! Not worth watching. Anybody could make a better film.
- - brawn279 from West Midlands
  - Posted 10 Jan 2006 18:48
6 out of 9 people found this review helpful

CRAP AND THEN MORE CRAP

DONT TOUCH WITH A BARGE POLE
- - peter rumsey from LEEDS
  - Posted 12 Jul 2006 17:11
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2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

Woody - should be recycled (into a blank tape)

I only watched 10 mins of this then my husband asked if we could turn it off because it's soooooo bad. If you're a 14 year old boy who scares easily then this may well be a film for you otherwise save your selection choice for a film worthy of your viewing time.
- - A customer from North Yorkshire
  - Posted 01 Feb 2006 17:53
6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

What a Waste!!!!

The movie itself is BAD!!!!!.....I thought I'll just continuing watching hoping it will get better and at the same time there might be a good looking babe lurking in the cast but was WRONG!!!!!! Not worth watching. Anybody could make a better film.
- - brawn279 from West Midlands
  - Posted 10 Jan 2006 18:48

14 out of 15 people found this review helpful

10 minutes wasted

The worst 10 minutes of film I have ever had the misfortune to see. Sat in amazement at the acting skills of total novices literally embarrassing themselves on screen.
- - tedrodgers321 from Tyne/Wear
  - Posted 30 Dec 2005 10:14
6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

What a Waste!!!!

The movie itself is BAD!!!!!.....I thought I'll just continuing watching hoping it will get better and at the same time there might be a good looking babe lurking in the cast but was WRONG!!!!!! Not worth watching. Anybody could make a better film.
- - brawn279 from West Midlands
  - Posted 10 Jan 2006 18:48
6 out of 9 people found this review helpful

CRAP AND THEN MORE CRAP

DONT TOUCH WITH A BARGE POLE
- - peter rumsey from LEEDS
  - Posted 12 Jul 2006 17:11
5 out of 5 people found this review helpful

100% Waste Of Time

I don't know what they were thinking when they made this movie as it is a total waste of time watching. I like a movie with a good plot but they had forgotten to put a plot in this film from start to finish and the acting was terrible but having watched it they couldn't have acted any better with this film.

Take my word for it, don't bother watching this as you would be better watching paint dry
- - BCLSLM from Nottinghamshire
  - Posted 19 Jan 2006 14:28
3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

pulp horror gives away ending in 1st minute

The real problem with this film is that the director shows us the horror in the first few minutes thus leaving him nowhere to go. Once you've seen the flesh eating nude models (fallen angel) there is really no tention.

However, the film was made on a tiny budget as he does at least tick all the other horror boxes. Only one to watch if you're a truly dedicated pulp horror fan.
- - A customer from london
  - Posted 06 Feb 2006 09:12
3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

Awful

This is the worst film I have ever seen. I find it amazing that it is actually available to rent. It looks like something a couple of students shot on a home video camera as a joke. I have created better special effects at home using win xp movie maker! Please don't waste 2 hrs of your life watching this utter trash.
- - A customer from York
  - Posted 15 Jul 2007 20:23
3 out of 4 people found this review helpful

DONT BOTHER

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THIS MOVIE WAS. I ACTUALLY TURNED IT OFF AFTER 25 MINUTES OF PURE BORDEM. SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST TELL WHEN A FILM IS GOING TO BE NOT WORTH WATCHING AS SOON AS YOU PRESS PLAY. TAKE MY ADVICE. DONT BOTHER WATCHING THIS ONE.
- - A customer from GWYNEDD WALES
  - Posted 30 Jan 2006 14:32
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

Woody - should be recycled (into a blank tape)

I only watched 10 mins of this then my husband asked if we could turn it off because it's soooooo bad. If you're a 14 year old boy who scares easily then this may well be a film for you otherwise save your selection choice for a film worthy of your viewing time.
- - A customer from North Yorkshire
  - Posted 01 Feb 2006 17:53
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

One good thing.......

The only good thing about this film si that it has the bloke who plays sex machine in From Dusk Till Dawn in it.
- - Tangaroa from Leeds, England
  - Posted 09 Apr 2006 21:25
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

Natahn Barley made a horror film!

Looks like the Bank of Mum & Dad invested in a horror film to try and keep junior out of mischief.

Sadly, junior is a half-wit. Where to begin? The staggering ineptitude of all the cast and crew. The 'soundtrack' [often the saving grace of a cheap horror film] was tedious and annoying. The editing was dire [some extremely long shots of nothing happening], the script was mind-boggling dull, the direction was flashy, extravagant and pointless. Constant cack-handed attempts at eroticism that fail to do anything but amuse.

As some1 who often attends screenings of amateur film-makers work, I find it really hard to believe how anybody could get everything so badly wrong. I enjoy cheap and nasty horror films but this has no redeeming features whatsoever.
- - Ned0 from W.Yorks
  - Posted 06 Mar 2006 21:22

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