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Frozen Land Reviews

2005 Certificate 18
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Set against the backdrop of an iced-over contemporary Helsinki, and based on Leo Tolstoy's False Note, Frozen Land takes you on a journey through a strikingly bleak and occasionally blackly funny landscape. Set in motion by the printing of a forged 500 euro note, the film bounces between the lives of a pair of young computer .. Read more

Starring Jasper Paakkonen, Mikko Leppilampi, Pamela Tola, Petteri Summanen
Director Aku Louhimies
Genres Drama

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  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Frozen Land

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  • 33 out of 34 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Grim with a grin

    Imagine the most depressing winter you will never experience: grey instead of white, no snowfights and certainly no wonderlands. This is the Finland as portrayed by 'Frozen Land'. With no apologies, this film follows a bunch of people whose lives are oddly linked to each others' with results beyond anyone's nightmares. Yes, most characters are flawed in the way that only celluloid characters can - completely annoying and frustrating to watch, yet for some reason you wish for their luck to turn miraculously. With some randomly placed humour and a cast that groups together Finland's somewhat mainstream faces, Frozen Land offers a glimpse of the Finnish mentality that despite its depressing downward spirals manages to restore some faith in humanity. More so than Kaurismäki, to say the least.

    • Tiina
      • Tiina from London
  • 12 out of 14 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Contemporary Finnish Cinema

    Finnish Cinema is known in Europe mostly because movies made by Kaurismäki brothers. What director Aku Louhimies offers here is a more contemporary view of urban Finland. Bleak and slushy Helsinki is portrayed very authentically in this episode movie that follows couple unlucky people during a short period of time. Although few characters of the movie seem a bit pretentious, some are spot on. Especially veteran actor Sulevi Peltola, who delivers stunning and very chilling performance as an aging Hoover salesman. Instead of Kaurismäki's overly staged style Frozen Land is much more mainstream in it's dynamics. Maybe for a first time Louhimies brings the quality of Finnish contemporary cinema up to the level with European independent and art house counterparts. See this movie if you wanna see a good (which is rare) Finnish movie. PS: It's not a date movie as the topics are typically Finnish: alcoholism, loneliness, manslaughter and of course suicide.

      • jii from London
  • 6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    masterpiece

    this movie is so depressiv that you want to commit suicide after watching it....

    the characters, the atmosphere and the story....just brilliant and what I exactly expect from a good finish movie.

      • A customer from Lydney, England
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Frozen Land

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  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Customer Review

    This is one of the most depressing films I have ever watched. Viewers may have to stock up on the prozac to get through it. None of the characters are remotely likeable and Finland is presented as a country of snow, ice and alcoholism. It will do for Finnish tourism what Trainspotting did for the Scottish variety. Buy/rent this movie only if you want a challenge.

      • A customer from UK
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

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    Rated - 0 stars

    frozen rubbish

      • A customer from Rochester
  • 33 out of 34 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Grim with a grin

    Imagine the most depressing winter you will never experience: grey instead of white, no snowfights and certainly no wonderlands. This is the Finland as portrayed by 'Frozen Land'. With no apologies, this film follows a bunch of people whose lives are oddly linked to each others' with results beyond anyone's nightmares. Yes, most characters are flawed in the way that only celluloid characters can - completely annoying and frustrating to watch, yet for some reason you wish for their luck to turn miraculously. With some randomly placed humour and a cast that groups together Finland's somewhat mainstream faces, Frozen Land offers a glimpse of the Finnish mentality that despite its depressing downward spirals manages to restore some faith in humanity. More so than Kaurismäki, to say the least.

    • Tiina
      • Tiina from London
  • 12 out of 14 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Contemporary Finnish Cinema

    Finnish Cinema is known in Europe mostly because movies made by Kaurismäki brothers. What director Aku Louhimies offers here is a more contemporary view of urban Finland. Bleak and slushy Helsinki is portrayed very authentically in this episode movie that follows couple unlucky people during a short period of time. Although few characters of the movie seem a bit pretentious, some are spot on. Especially veteran actor Sulevi Peltola, who delivers stunning and very chilling performance as an aging Hoover salesman. Instead of Kaurismäki's overly staged style Frozen Land is much more mainstream in it's dynamics. Maybe for a first time Louhimies brings the quality of Finnish contemporary cinema up to the level with European independent and art house counterparts. See this movie if you wanna see a good (which is rare) Finnish movie. PS: It's not a date movie as the topics are typically Finnish: alcoholism, loneliness, manslaughter and of course suicide.

      • jii from London
  • 6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    masterpiece

    this movie is so depressiv that you want to commit suicide after watching it....

    the characters, the atmosphere and the story....just brilliant and what I exactly expect from a good finish movie.

      • A customer from Lydney, England
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Black And White Nights

    At times this Finnish film is so edgy and bleak I found myself pining for Bergman to provide light relief. It’s kind of anti-visceral cinema; its negative pleasures deriving from the realisation that you’re not these characters, in these situations. If that is the aim, then it succeeds brilliantly and is a credit to all involved. Even if it isn't it's still a credit to all involved, particularly the cast. But Helsinki! Wtf?

      • Bribaba from London
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Customer Review

    This is one of the most depressing films I have ever watched. Viewers may have to stock up on the prozac to get through it. None of the characters are remotely likeable and Finland is presented as a country of snow, ice and alcoholism. It will do for Finnish tourism what Trainspotting did for the Scottish variety. Buy/rent this movie only if you want a challenge.

      • A customer from UK
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

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    Rated - 0 stars

    frozen rubbish

      • A customer from Rochester
  • 3 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Very Different...

    Fantastic film with very good story line..

      • Raja from High Wycombe
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    excelent

    a really good film- athough not evident by the title

    it makes a change from all the trash that is normally around

      • A customer from Leeds
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 0 stars

    LOAD OF RUBBISH

    Do not rent this one a load of tosh didnt get the plot if there was suppose to be one.

      • pluff from Leicester
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Where did this film come from?

    A succession of characters impact on each oither's lives with mostly unhappy consequences

    Consistently interesting to watch with its string of well-drawn, inter-connected characters, this film has a distinctive momentum which keeps you involved all the way through.

    If you don't like 'depressing' stories, don't bother, but it will be your loss, as this film neither gets bogged down by its various deaths and misfortunes nor by its bleak backdrop.

    If it's insights into people you are looking for, this should be at the top of your list

      • lasseviren from Bristol

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