It's really not that good.

G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra review

By Finmeister from Bromley Avatar image

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7th June 2009

The title says it all but a more detailed explanation of the film. Terrorists attacking the world (seen it before and must better in other films). Over the top stunts that are unrealistic. People can't do what they do and live. The explosives are too big. Just way over the top. Actors/actresses are too good looking. Peolpe in the army/special forces/sas, etc are hard gritty and battle worn not perfect hair and make up. The whole film is just too unrealistic and should really be aimed at kids but it'll get a 12 rating. Same really as the little ones might have enjoyed it if it was a cartoon. Oh, hold on it is a cartoon.

After some criticism from other reviewers (?) it seems 68 people out of 70 thought I was right. Can't be wrong then can I.

About the reviewer: Finmeister

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