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2002

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An undercover FBI agent, Sascha Petrosevitch (Steven Seagal), takes bullets for his buddy, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). Nick figures Sascha for dead until the two are reunited again on duty at New Alcatraz (a hellish, high-tech version of the now-defunct prison). At New Alcatraz, criminal mastermind Lester (Bruce Weitz) is set to be .. Read more

Starring	Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule
Director	Don Michael Paul
Genres	Drama, Thriller

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- Sometimes, when you've just wasted a tenner and a perfectly good evening watching another dumb, gratuitously... read more on Time Out
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- - Time Out
  - 04 Nov 2008 at 00:16
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  Under Seige 3?
  
  This one should have been called 'Under Seige 3'. Stealing heavily from every other Seagal and Van Damme flick, SS plays an undercover cop, currently ... read more »
  
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  - Peter Young
  - Merthyr Tydfil, Wales
  - 08 Dec 2003 at 17:09
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  half past dead
  
  yet another great film from steven seagal he just dose the best every whith what he is told to do this is a must see
  
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- - a customer
  - 13 Oct 2011 at 09:37
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  HALF PAST DEAD
  
  Another hard-hitting action movie from Steven Seagal! Good plot, which takes a little time to get going from the outset, but really gets going as progresses. ... read more »
  
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- 1050519
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Steve007
  - 11 reviews
  - Powys
  - 12 Oct 2011 at 03:02
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  Half Past Dead
  
  An undercover FBI agent, Sascha Petrosevitch (Steven Seagal), takes bullets for his buddy, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). Nick figures Sascha for dead until the two ... read more »
  
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- - Greenfingersjake
  - 123 reviews
  - Milton Keynes
  - 31 Jul 2011 at 16:38
- - 0
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  Funny, bad Seagal at its 'best'
  
  This is a typical, and as such comedic, Steven Seagal film. It is a bit slow to get going. However, its general hilarity, especially provided by Ja Rule, makes ... read more »
  
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- - regthellama1
  - 1 review
  - Ipswich
  - 15 Apr 2011 at 22:00
- - 1
  - 1
  In like Clint
  
  Much ado about nothing, but its a bit like a Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western, you either like it or you hate it. It is a piece of entertainment put there ... read more »
  
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- - Jeffa
  - 226 reviews
  - Southampton
  - 04 May 2010 at 11:23
- - 1
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  HPD Review
  
  A typical Steven Seagal action film! Good to fling on!
  
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  - Manchester
  - 11 Jan 2009 at 14:51
- - 0
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  Good Film!
  
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  Good story line i enjoyed it alot!
  
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  - Tadley
  - 30 May 2008 at 13:04
- - 1
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  Standard guns, bit of fighting, low on plot, but a nice film to pass the evening
  
  Low on the plot but an enjoyable seagal film to watch. by no means one of his best. An obvious straight to video title here.
  
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- - Nikhil
  - 20 reviews
  - London, UK
  - 28 Dec 2007 at 15:36
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  - 1
  Not Bad
  
  A bit on the slow side for me but saying that as a film alround it's OK
  
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  - MK
  - 05 Sep 2006 at 12:10
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  is big stevie seagal getting old?
  
  now my girl loves steven seagal, he is the bollocks as far as she is concerned he can do no wrong, so i had to rent this, and quite to my surprise it was not ... read more »
  
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  - belfast, northern ireland
  - 02 Jun 2006 at 15:16
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- - 35
  - 1
  Under Seige 3?
  
  This one should have been called 'Under Seige 3'. Stealing heavily from every other Seagal and Van Damme flick, SS plays an undercover cop, currently ... read more »
  
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- 600
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  - Peter Young
  - Merthyr Tydfil, Wales
  - 08 Dec 2003 at 17:09
- - 8
  - 0
  Usual Segal Action
  
  Plenty of action & shooting in this Segal movie based in Alcatraz !
  
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- - a customer
  - Cornwall
  - 09 Mar 2005 at 11:27
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  New Alcatraz
  
  In 'Half Past Dead,' star and producer Steven Seagal tries to revive a career stuck in neutral by returning to the trapped-in-a-box formula of his best ... read more »
  
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- - Chris C
  - Milton KeynesEngland
  - 12 Jan 2004 at 09:16
- - 4
  - 0
  Under Siege 3
  
  A mixture between Exit Wound and Under Seige, this film is only advisable if you want a film with lots of action that requires limited thinking.
  
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- - twoplustwoequalsfive
  - Antrim
  - 22 Oct 2003 at 15:33
- - 4
  - 1
  Simple yet effective
  
  Ok let's first say this film has a very simple plot but who expects anything else? This film is an action film and that's what it provides.
  
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- - Sorted
  - Edinburgh
  - 02 Nov 2003 at 00:46
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  This is a great action...
  
  This is a great action movie, for those fans of Segal's NICO this brings his true talents back to the big screen, given his recent performance in the last ... read more »
  
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- - mark#96
  - PITLOCHRY
  - 22 Feb 2004 at 21:50
- - 3
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  Ignore the Time Out review
  
  First of all, ignore the Time Out review. The chances are high that if you are reading this, then you have deliberately searched for a Steven Seagal movie, in ... read more »
  
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- - Godber
  - London
  - 29 Nov 2004 at 03:15
- - 2
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  Another Good Film!
  
  Another Good Story From Steven Segal, Put It This Way Everytime He Brings Out A Film,It's Well Action Packed, This Story Line Is A Good One,He's Just An... read more »
  
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- - Pete Smith/tina
  - In The Uk
  - 30 Nov 2004 at 14:21
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  Classic Steven Seagal ...
  
  Classic Steven Seagal film with Seagal once again playing the FBI hero! The thing with Seagal films is that you either like him or you don't! He very rarely... read more »
  
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- - Miles#2
  - CAERPHILLY
  - 07 Apr 2004 at 12:34
- - 1
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  A great window to ...
  
  A great window to display Steven Segal in another classic tough guy hero role. The story line is novel, but stretches credibility a little! The bad guys fire a ... read more »
  
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- 44499
- - SCAMPERING_MEERKAT#1
  - HUDDERSFIELD
  - 20 Aug 2004 at 00:05

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  An undercover FBI agent, Sascha Petrosevitch (Steven Seagal), takes bullets for his buddy, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). Nick figures Sascha for dead until the two are reunited again on duty at New Alcatraz (a hellish, high-tech version of the now-defunct prison). At New Alcatraz, criminal mastermind ...

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  An undercover FBI agent, Sascha Petrosevitch (Steven Seagal), takes bullets for his buddy, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). Nick figures Sascha for dead until the two are reunited again on duty at New Alcatraz (a hellish, high-tech version of the now-defunct prison). At New Alcatraz, criminal mastermind ...