Hannibal Gets Hamstrung

Slick to the point of you can't see what's going on due to the gigantic glint shimmering off the fantastic production values and stunning cinematography. Shame Mr Scott et al forgot to slap on a good script, with some fine acting, some quality scares and a half decent plot (as apposed to a half baked one, shot so full of gaping holes you could get a whole fleet of buses through.) Go rent the much better 'Manhunter' instead and leave the Lector story where it should have ended- I blame you, Mr T Harriss esq, of 'Money Needed to Pay My Big Yacht Mooring Costs at Monaco' and Mr R Scott of, 'I Wish I'd Directed Alien III Instead of That Nice Young David Fincher Chappie' Land