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Human Traffic Reviews

1999

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The real story of youth in the nineties is this : chemicals, clubs, bars, pubs, pushing the vinyl, blagging the guest list, mobile phones, trainers, combats, care-less, monged, mashed, sorted, safe. And here it is in all its pupil-dilated, teeth grinding, club-hopping glory. The weekend has well and truly landed... Read more

Starring	John Simm, Lorraine Pilkington, Shaun Parkes, Danny Dyer
Director	Justin Kerrigan
Genres	Comedy, Drama

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- Energetic youth movie, using lurid fantasy sequences and stylistic excesses of one sort and another to duplicate the druggy experiences of its characters.
- 30075
- - Halliwell's Film Guide
  - 02 Mar 2006 at 15:38
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- - 85
  - 70
  Oh my God!!!
  
  Probably the worst British films ever. When this came out everyone was going on about this bloody film.
  
  They cant even hold a decent telephone ... read more »
  
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  - Gonzo Soul
  - Thoroughfare,Woodbridge
  - 06 May 2004 at 10:17
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- - 0
  - 0
  nice ziggy marlon
  
  CLASSIK
  
  not perfect but brings back memorys( SOME I THINK)
  
  check it
  
  its probaly one of the best british rave films
  
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- 1091092
- - a customer
  - 11 Feb 2012 at 05:29
- - 0
  - 0
  Funny and a good portrayal
  
  To watch this film and enjoy it I think you would of had to been there yourself at one point or another. I really like the story and how it portrayed the ... read more »
  
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- 1089701
- - Darebear
  - 4 reviews
  - 07 Feb 2012 at 10:19
- - 0
  - 1
  No, I am not on one
  
  Much of this is quite disappointing if you are expecting quality drama. 'Nuff said. What it is, is a slightly cliched, catalog of the rituals of Saturday ... read more »
  
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- 1088252
- - RichPickings
  - 131 reviews
  - Leicester
  - 03 Feb 2012 at 10:36
- - 0
  - 1
  Awful Film
  
  I wish I could give it no stars the worst film I have ever seen
  
  Dont waste your time on this one
  
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- 1085999
- - Teldave
  - 1 review
  - 27 Jan 2012 at 14:08
- - 0
  - 1
  Painful and a waste of an evening
  
  If you a teenager or someone who likes lots of bad language for the sake of it, you'll enjoy it. Maybe im just getting old (46) but could not see the point ... read more »
  
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- 1083225
- - Steve2912
  - 3 reviews
  - 18 Jan 2012 at 20:55
- - 0
  - 5
  load of crap
  
  this has to be the biggest pile of crap iv ever seen in my life id rather watch cbebbies thanks.
  
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- 1061702
- - a customer
  - 12 Nov 2011 at 01:05
- - 0
  - 2
  Traffic Jam appeal
  
  Trying to recreate the same crazy rave, drug fuelled aura of Trainspotting, but doesn't quite cut it. Humorous at times, but a little too over the top.
  
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- 1059417
- - a customer
  - 06 Nov 2011 at 18:26
- - 8
  - 1
  Nice one brother! Cult film of epic proportions!!
  
  Absolutely fantastic film. A cult film for my generation. Unfortunately though, it is for the people who were there. So it has brought about some unpleasant ... read more »
  
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- 1053221
- - a customer
  - 20 Oct 2011 at 01:02
- - 1
  - 0
  Human Traffic - The light is green!- Go watch
  
  A cult film that you either get or you don't. Some people dislike the film for its somewhat absent storyline yet I believe its mish-mash style reflects the ... read more »
  
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- - Elgeek
  - 1 review
  - 20 Oct 2011 at 00:36
- - 0
  - 3
  Absolute Shocker
  
  If you watch 10 minutes you have watched the whole film. Interesting to see what clubbing was like in the 90's but minus that the film is rubbish and very ... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - 09 Oct 2011 at 22:55
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- - 85
  - 70
  Oh my God!!!
  
  Probably the worst British films ever. When this came out everyone was going on about this bloody film.
  
  They cant even hold a decent telephone ... read more »
  
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- 5449
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Gonzo Soul
  - Thoroughfare,Woodbridge
  - 06 May 2004 at 10:17
- - 22
  - 3
  The official countdown to the weekend
  
  OK, to put it simply this is probably one of the greatest British films I have ever seen, finally something you can relate to.
  
  It is easy to see this... read more »
  
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- - Paterno Odong
  - London, England
  - 07 Nov 2004 at 05:15
- - 12
  - 1
  One of my absolute fave films
  
  Too many funny bits to mention. Great film. Real. If you lived this life in the nineties there will be many scenes that will be spookily familiar, that you ... read more »
  
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- 974008
- - Anniegetyogun
  - 112 reviews
  - Down South
  - 17 Mar 2011 at 21:24
- - 11
  - 2
  Ace film
  
  Enjoyed Trainspotting & Shallow Grave, you'll love this. Captures the club / rave culture of the 90s, whilst gently ridiculing just how stupid we looked... read more »
  
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- 11336
- - a customer
  - Warwick, England.
  - 19 Jul 2004 at 22:41
- - 9
  - 3
  A missed opportunity
  
  Disappointing look at the 90s clubbing scene as some pillpoppers chase that rush in Cardiff for a tip top night. Focussing on a few friends, the film touches ... read more »
  
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- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - McClennan
  - 424 reviews
  - St Helens
  - 07 May 2005 at 10:44
- - 9
  - 4
  "Yoda wonts to explore inner space, Vader wonts to conquer outer space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the force!!!"
  
  HUMAN TRAFFIC, written and directed by Justin Kerrigan, literally bursts with raw energy. Set in the club scene in Cardiff, Wales, the movie is filled with ... read more »
  
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- - GeeDee
  - 12 reviews
  - London
  - 07 May 2010 at 17:50
- - 8
  - 1
  Nice one brother! Cult film of epic proportions!!
  
  Absolutely fantastic film. A cult film for my generation. Unfortunately though, it is for the people who were there. So it has brought about some unpleasant ... read more »
  
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- 1053221
- - a customer
  - 20 Oct 2011 at 01:02
- - 8
  - 2
  Great clubbing movie
  
  If you want to see a film that summarises a typical clubbers weekend, then watch this movie.
  
  Im not claiming this movie is EXACTLY how it is, but it ... read more »
  
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- 15506
- - Saqib
  - London
  - 20 Aug 2004 at 21:56
- - 7
  - 1
  Absolutely Love it!!!!
  
  This has to be one of my favourite films of all time, have wathced it about 15 times, and puts you in a fantastic mood for the weekend... If you are a clubber... read more »
  
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- 161003
- - Darren Pullinger
  - essex
  - 14 Oct 2005 at 12:28
- - 7
  - 1
  simply realistic
  
  You don't have to be a clubber to enjoy this, but it helps. This is a straight forward tale of some modern day kids having a "blinder" of a ... read more »
  
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- 299510
- - blunderwood
  - East Sussex
  - 11 Feb 2004 at 19:52

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  The real story of youth in the nineties is this : chemicals, clubs, bars, pubs, pushing the vinyl, blagging the guest list, mobile phones, trainers, combats, care-less, monged, mashed, sorted, safe. And here it is in all its pupil-dilated, teeth grinding, club-hopping glory. The weekend has well ...