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JCVD - The Movie Reviews

2009

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When the life of Jean-Claude Van Damme collides with the reality of a hold-up in Brussels, Belgium, suddenly the huge movie star turns into an ordinary guy, filled with fears, contradictions and hopes. How can he be up to the legend he has built? What can a film hero do when the gun pointed to his temple isn't charged with .. Read more

Starring	Jean-Claude Van Damme, Francois Damiens, Zinedine Soualem, Karim Belkhadra
Director	Mabrouk El Mechri
Genres	Action/Adventure, Comedy

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- Action/Adventure and comedy, the film stars Jean-Claude Van Damme as himself. When he collides with the reality of a hold-up, suddenly the huge movie star turns into an ordinary guy. read more »
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  JCVD
  
  Van Damme proves hes like a fine wine...getting better with age as in his film 'in hell' his stand as a serious actor has to be recognised, and i ... read more »
  
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  - 04 Feb 2009 at 10:40
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  Boy does good!
  
  The boy does good! A fantastic mix of comedy, tragedy, action and some acting from JCVD that will surprise a lot of people that's seen his previous films (... read more »
  
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- - Logi1981
  - 6 reviews
  - Bridgwater
  - 17 Feb 2012 at 03:58
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  Not worthy of 2 hours of your time
  
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  I managed to watch the whole film, and it was ok-ish right up until he starts talking to the camera and 'crying' and then the ending was really really ... read more »
  
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  - 16 Feb 2012 at 12:07
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  Surprising JCVD!
  
  The movie itself is really good, well directed and the story is quite original. But Van Damme is absolutely surprising. Forget about flying kicks and awesome ... read more »
  
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- - Alfmut
  - 1 review
  - 16 Feb 2012 at 01:13
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  Osssss! arr osss!
  
  im ashamed ..i didnt get it..didnt make sense to me. not sure what the aim was but it was kinda good/ok some good acting here and there..but thought it was ... read more »
  
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- - mallywally
  - 3 reviews
  - 08 Feb 2012 at 15:50
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  Watch it
  
  He's definitely the hero and not surprised to see JCVD produced this as well. But its a great film, unconventional and you can't help but feel for him. ... read more »
  
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  - 05 Feb 2012 at 12:54
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  pauls pics
  
  good film,i'm not a van damme fan but i was impressed. he can act.,Ending could of done with a little more. overall ok for van damme lovers like someone i ... read more »
  
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- - paulspics
  - 8 reviews
  - Leighton Buzzard
  - 15 Jan 2012 at 09:48
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  Van Damme, and better
  
  This has got to be one of the best films I have seen Van Damme has done. Quirky , well shot , you just get right into the film , great cinematography and story... read more »
  
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  - Pete98
  - 7 reviews
  - 18 Dec 2011 at 00:09
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  Great Film
  
  Absolutely brilliant! A real play on the ego of the actor, as opposed to the public persona, opposed to reality. Great direction and superb acting from Jean-... read more »
  
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- - quinner
  - 1 review
  - 25 Nov 2011 at 00:04
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  Good movie
  
  Excellent movie well worth a rent, Van Damme is excellent, and this film shows that he can actually act! Also an interesting premise for a movie.
  
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- - adamwalks
  - 2 reviews
  - 30 Oct 2011 at 22:44
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  Qwerky & Funny
  
  Qwerky, some action, funny, self deprecating and whilst not what was expected throroughly enjoyable. Anyone giving a low rating may have missed the point.
  
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  JCVD
  
  Van Damme proves hes like a fine wine...getting better with age as in his film 'in hell' his stand as a serious actor has to be recognised, and i ... read more »
  
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  - High wycombe
  - 04 Feb 2009 at 10:40
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  What A Waste, Damme BAD
  
  Hugely disappointed, first gripe is why oh why was this just a subtitled movie, would have been better dubbed in English, van Damme can speak very good English... read more »
  
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  - 75 reviews
  - Bradford
  - 23 Apr 2009 at 16:34
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  JCVD
  
  Turned it off after 15-25 minutes; mainly subtitled due to the dialog being in French. I just havn't the patience to read subtitles through a film like this... read more »
  
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  - Cleethorpes
  - 19 Mar 2009 at 07:38
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  Damme Shame
  
  Why couldn't some genious dubbed the film in english, sorry Jean my Girlfriend made me turn you off, very bored with all the frenchness action.
  
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- - chefmat
  - 3 reviews
  - Colchester
  - 26 Mar 2009 at 01:54
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  Disappointing
  
  Being a fan of Van Damme's and having read some of the hype surrounding the film I was looking forward to something special but I came away disappointed.read more »
  
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  - dajarvis
  - 19 reviews
  - Stockport
  - 07 Mar 2009 at 21:30
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  JCVD
  
  ONE OF THE WORSE FILMS I HAVE SEEN, SUBTITLES , BORING TURNED OFF 20MINS INTO FILM?????????????????????/
  
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- - twigg007
  - 4 reviews
  - Polegate
  - 24 Mar 2009 at 13:31
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  JCVD
  
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  The worst film he has ever made, could not even watch it to the end,
  
  It might of been better if it was in english..
  
  very poor...
  
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- - Roberts261171
  - 1 review
  - Waltham Abbey
  - 15 Apr 2009 at 23:03
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  Pretty Poor!
  
  This movie is RUBBISH basically! Pretentious rubbish at that. Laughable story if one could call it that, dreadful very poor action scenes. Probably Van Damme... read more »
  
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  - Scotland
  - 17 Feb 2009 at 14:26
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  JCVD
  
  Utter rubish,boring and amateur'ish,how demeaning for van-damme to be in such a film, he should have quit while he was ahead.
  
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- - jayaylett
  - 1 review
  - Stowmarket
  - 17 Mar 2009 at 11:47
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  The Muscles From Brussels Is Flexing His Acting Muscle
  
  JCVD is Europe’s answer to The Wrestler. If you’re looking for Van Dam’s usually beat ‘em up action, and wooden screen presence, then you&#... read more »
  
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  - north east
  - 19 Mar 2009 at 15:28

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  When the life of Jean-Claude Van Damme collides with the reality of a hold-up in Brussels, Belgium, suddenly the huge movie star turns into an ordinary guy, filled with fears, contradictions and hopes. How can he be up to the legend he has built? What can a film hero do when the gun pointed to his ...