, 23 Jun 2011
so bad it was funny if this film was made seriously and not as a spoof then i don't know how it managed to get made...bad script, bad acting (although i don't know how any actor could have worked with this and won an oscar)..there was lack of storyline, lack of character depth, none of the characters were likeable..and the storyline was weak... the king sits angrily shouting in his 'throne' in a room that looks like a cellar surrounded by bored looking concubines and its no wonder he's angry if this is how boring his life is... a shirtless guy is locked in a dungeon shouting a lot and when he shouts he has the biggest mouth hole ive ever seen its like his face is split in two... random 'monsters' whose make up looks like halloween masks from the 99p store the crappest special effects of the last 20yrs...even the effects in 'jason and the argonoughts' are more convincing and wasnt that made in the 60's? the sword fighting scenes are just a joke..they fight better in 'the sasquatch dumpling gang'...(please see that movie..its what u call underrated genius)...its a shame more people have probably seen this crap whilst sasquatch is virtually unknown... well what is 'promethea'...hmmm no1 really knows...the hero is wandering through the woods on his way to defeat the king not really sure what he is going to actually do...he meets a guy who travels with him and they have boring conversations about the fish being fresh..they sleep and walk some more and playfight badly with their lightsavers... theres a yellow dude who looks like the gone wrong version of the yellow power ranger who talks like he just sucked a helium balloon...and a group of girls in skimpy clothes protecting their 'princess' just so happen to be walking in the same woods as the 'hero' or 'chosen one' and they give him a sword..if i missed anything its cos i went to make a drink and when i came back the movie was finished...i was suprised since nothing had really started or happened
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