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2009 Certificate 15
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When their women are enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town decide to send two hapless young men out onto the moors as a sacrifice. Read more

Starring Paul McGann, James Corden, Mathew Horne, MyAnna Buring
Director Phil Claydon
Genres Comedy, Horror

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Lesbian Vampire Killers

When their women are enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town decide to send two hapless young men out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Starring Paul McGann, James Corden, Mathew Horne, MyAnna Buring, Silvia Colloca, Vera Filatova, Tiffany Mulheron, Ashley Mulheron, Louise Dylan, Lucy Gaskell
Director Phil Claydon
Studio Momentum Pictures
Run time DVD: 1 hr 26 mins
Blu-ray: 1 hr 26 mins
Certificate Certificate 15
Genres Comedy, Horror
Language DVD: English
Blu-ray: English
Released DVD: 03 Aug 2009
Blu-ray: 03 Aug 2009
Production year: 2009
Format DVD
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  • 1 stars out of

    In 2004, the film Sex Lives of the Potato Men caused an outcry: a celebration of puerile schoolboy humour, it... read more on Time Out

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  • 62 out of 64 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Harmless Lesbian Vampire Fun

    This film is naff but that's the point, it's supposed to be naff! All the reviews that have slated it have gone a bit over the top, it's just harmless, brainless fun. Not a film you'll go back to over and over again but worth watching if you want a brainless night in with a few cans of beer!

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  • 20 out of 20 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 0 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Not funny and not clever so don't do it!

    What a huge let down. After the fabulous Gavin & Stacey I was surprised to see Corden lower himself to the deathly (excuse the pun) depths of this trash.

    Must admit it wasn't a surprise to see Horne in it as he has previously pumped out the Catherine Tate fiasco but, Corden, I expect Ruth Jones will be buring her head in shame that she collaborated her writing genius with someone who has so shamelessly sold out.

    Follow the Gervais theory that (even though you do a fantastic impression of him in 'Horne and Corden') only do work you are proud of. I would be stunned if this film is not a regret in a few years time.

    Not a whiff of the b-movie horror piss taking I was expecting and Paul McGann...what the hell is he doing in this tripe? Oh dear.

    Obviously one for any adolescent boy wanting to see a tit-fest. I must admit that I assumed the title was ironic and would deliver a clever, witty and scathing script but, alas, it did exactly what it said on the tin.

    All lesbians, vampires and killing. The only thing missing in the title was 'tits' and 'crap script with no comedy value'.

    Blurgh...one to avoid.

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