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Lesbian Vampire Killers Reviews

2009

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When their women are enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town decide to send two hapless young men out onto the moors as a sacrifice. Read more

Starring	Paul McGann, James Corden, Mathew Horne, MyAnna Buring
Director	Phil Claydon
Genres	Comedy, Horror

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- - 82
  - 5
  Harmless Lesbian Vampire Fun
  
  This film is naff but that's the point, it's supposed to be naff! All the reviews that have slated it have gone a bit over the top, it's just ... read more »
  
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- 732774
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - manonfireuk
  - 126 reviews
  - Liverpool
  - 26 Mar 2009 at 08:52
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  - 1
  Why you so serious?!
  
  All these critics going on a mad one saying its an awful film, when really, its really good, James and Matt aren't even bothered they had a shot at a film ... read more »
  
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- - SiiA
  - 6 reviews
  - 04 Mar 2012 at 11:16
- - 2
  - 0
  Yeah, it's not good!
  
  I like Cordon, I like Horne, but with the best will in the world(and I really did want to like it!) this film is poor, really poor! Some lovely girls, but that... read more »
  
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- 1098190
- - a customer
  - 01 Mar 2012 at 20:49
- - 1
  - 0
  Utterly awful
  
  I only got this out because I love 70s horror films and LVK is in many ways a homage to Hammer... but it really is a dreadful film. There isn't a single ... read more »
  
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- 1095650
- - DeathOfNarrativeCinema
  - 154 reviews
  - Wallingford
  - 22 Feb 2012 at 22:49
- - 0
  - 0
  Quite dissappointing
  
  I knew this had been roundly put down by most critics but I thought I give a chance as it was another British comedy double act making the big screen debut. ... read more »
  
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- 1093498
- - brokenking
  - 221 reviews
  - Bristol
  - 17 Feb 2012 at 14:14
- - 0
  - 0
  Just, eurgh
  
  Oh how much i hate and detest this movie, it's offensive to lesbians, it's sexist and probably the most offensive part is that it's not even funny. ... read more »
  
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- 1091726
- - gypsy2522
  - 9 reviews
  - Chertsey
  - 12 Feb 2012 at 21:51
- - 1
  - 0
  'Why the cack film?'
  
  This was supposed to be 'Shaun of the dead' with vampires. It isn't. Not one funny moment. Like an overlong sketch with no end in sight. You'd ... read more »
  
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- 1078912
- - Deftduckling
  - 8 reviews
  - London
  - 05 Jan 2012 at 22:36
- - 0
  - 0
  Steer well clear!
  
  Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland this isn't. I do understand the makers of this movie had their tongues firmly in their cheeks, but surely it's meant to ... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - 14 Nov 2011 at 21:18
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  please watch
  
  I watched this moive on bbc 3 and found it very funny and very daft but in a good way so please if u havent seen it then do u will enjoy it
  
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- - nicki32
  - 1 review
  - 01 Nov 2011 at 21:50
- - 0
  - 0
  Utter Rubbish
  
  this film was not very good at all the film wasn't funny or scary it was nothing it had no potential what so ever!
  
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- 1057655
- - a customer
  - 01 Nov 2011 at 16:17
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  - 1
  Lesbian Vampires rule.
  
  It was a good laugh. Isn't the best of films, but still worth the watch. Good British humour. You can't go wrong with lesbian vampires lol.
  
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- - Skitzomultiple
  - 114 reviews
  - Earth
  - 13 Sep 2011 at 18:13
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- - 82
  - 5
  Harmless Lesbian Vampire Fun
  
  This film is naff but that's the point, it's supposed to be naff! All the reviews that have slated it have gone a bit over the top, it's just ... read more »
  
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- 732774
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - manonfireuk
  - 126 reviews
  - Liverpool
  - 26 Mar 2009 at 08:52
- - 26
  - 0
  Not funny and not clever so don't do it!
  
  What a huge let down. After the fabulous Gavin & Stacey I was surprised to see Corden lower himself to the deathly (excuse the pun) depths of this trash.read more »
  
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- - Bargepole
  - 10 reviews
  - Chester
  - 28 Mar 2009 at 21:07
- - 16
  - 0
  Does exactly what it sayes on the tin!
  
  I followed all the reviews that have been written about this film, but at the same time, on different occasions have found these two comedians great. I am going... read more »
  
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- 793044
- - justify
  - 30 reviews
  - Torquay
  - 03 Aug 2009 at 09:35
- - 11
  - 0
  The Worst film ever made!?
  
  Oh Dear! I'd read all the reviews when this film came out (for 2 days) in the cinema and thought, 'surely it can't be as awful as everyone says'... read more »
  
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- 754854
- - a customer
  - London
  - 09 May 2009 at 15:09
- - 8
  - 1
  Gavin & Smithie do a Carry On Film
  
  Anyone that likes Gavin & Stacey will find it hard not to think of Gavin and Smithie.
  
  If you take it as Gav & Smithie on holiday finds sexy ... read more »
  
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- - Jackandy
  - 13 reviews
  - Swansea
  - 10 Jun 2009 at 14:51
- - 7
  - 0
  Very funny.
  
  Horne & Corden are just a brilliant duo & this film shows that big style. Although a bit cheesy & you do have to have a silly laddish sense of ... read more »
  
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- - DCM
  - 179 reviews
  - Buckinghamshire
  - 06 Aug 2009 at 08:04
- - 7
  - 1
  Lesbian Vampire Killers
  
  not funny, wouldnt reccomend, not a family film, waste of time
  
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- 801506
- - simplesstupid
  - 12 reviews
  - Pershore
  - 22 Aug 2009 at 21:45
- - 6
  - 0
  Light hearted fun...
  
  If you like this kind of thing (I do), you'll like this, very funny, lots of tits and ass, and swearing, great.
  
  I think the best horror films are... read more »
  
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- - ThorOdinsson
  - 84 reviews
  - Newark
  - 06 Aug 2009 at 10:46
- - 5
  - 0
  good vampire fun!!
  
  Don't believe all the bad hype and critics reviews. If you laughed at Shaun Of The Dead then you should like this. After reading the critics reviews i was... read more »
  
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- - RKG
  - 4 reviews
  - oxford
  - 22 Jul 2009 at 01:43
- - 5
  - 0
  for the love of god dont rent this
  
  Utter Drivel. who decided to let these two idiots have their own film. Cannon and ball films were funnier than this
  
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- 799242
- - lancedog
  - 4 reviews
  - London
  - 17 Aug 2009 at 15:26

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  When their women are enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town decide to send two hapless young men out onto the moors as a sacrifice....