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Meet The Spartans
2008
From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie comes Meet The Spartans. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a .. Read more
| Starring | Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo |
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| Director | Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer |
| Genres | Audio Descriptive, Comedy |
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Meet The Spartans
From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie comes Meet The Spartans. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton).
| Starring | Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle |
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| Director | Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer |
| Studio | 20TH CENTURY FOX HOME ENTERTAINMENT |
| Run time | DVD: 1 hr 24 mins Blu-ray: 1 hr 27 mins |
| Certificate | |
| Genres | Audio Descriptive, Comedy |
| Language | English, English Audio Description |
| Released | DVD: 18 Aug 2008 Blu-ray: 18 Aug 2008 Production year: 2008 |
| Format | DVD |
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After the deeply disposable genre send-ups Date Movie and Epic Movie, double-threat comedy duo Jason... read more on Time Out
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60 out of 60 people found this review helpful
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Meet the spartans, hate the spartans, walk out of the cinema.
This has to be one of my achievments. Making it allllll the way through meet the spartans. Believe me, the has to be the worst film i've ever seen. I wnet to see it for curiousity to see how bad it is. The first seen opens with a spartan checking a load of babies. One turns out to be shrek who procedes to say 'Are you my muma, cos i feel like sucking a teet?'. Did that sound pretty disgusting? Oh don't worry, this film laughs at he 12A rating, throwing in bad language, gross out humor, and near nudity along the way. Some scenes are so vile i had to look away, like giant penguins sh*tting on people, Paris Hilton's hunchback exploding in a sea of pus, plus snot, spit, cack, p*ss, and every other body secretion imaginable. And this is supposed to be funny. Unless you like watching people fall over and stupid pokes at celebrities, this film probably won't make you laugh. Or titter. Or smile. It just makes you die a little inside. As for the effects, the entire bdget was probably spent on pills for the writers, because basically they are all dreadful.
So there you have it. This movie is horrible. People were actually walkng out of the cinema during it, and i don't blame them. I'd give this film 1/10 for showing me that life is a horrible horrible thing.
WORST JOKES:
EVERY SINGLE BREAKDANCING SCENE
CONSTANT JOKES ABOUT CELEBRITIES FALLING IN PITS.
STUPID JOKES ABOUT VARIOUS BODY SECRETIONS
JOKES ABOUT THE ACTUAL MOVIE.
IT WAS ALL THE WORST STUFF IMAGINABLE. -
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1 out of 1 person found this review helpful
Carmen Electra rocks!
Forget the stillness..feast your eyes on Carmen Electra.. so what if the script is a send-up of recent film/TV.it's good fun and makes a pleasant change from other offerings.
Rent this and be entertained..rent it 300 times if you like? -
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Meet The Spartans - BLU-RAY Version
Writers/producers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE) use the film 300 as the basis for this spoof film. Born to be the perfect Spartan, Leonidas (Sean Maguire, EASTENDERS) faces numerous trials en route to becoming a man, including a face-off with the penguin from ...
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From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie comes Meet The Spartans. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! Spartans ... -