Meet The Spartans Details

[Highly rated reviewer]

Meet the spartans, hate the spartans, walk out of the cinema.

This has to be one of my achievments. Making it allllll the way through meet the spartans. Believe me, the has to be the worst film i've ever seen. I wnet to see it for curiousity to see how bad it is. The first seen opens with a spartan checking a load of babies. One turns out to be shrek who procedes to say 'Are you my muma, cos i feel like sucking a teet?'. Did that sound pretty disgusting? Oh don't worry, this film laughs at he 12A rating, throwing in bad language, gross out humor, and near nudity along the way. Some scenes are so vile i had to look away, like giant penguins sh*tting on people, Paris Hilton's hunchback exploding in a sea of pus, plus snot, spit, cack, p*ss, and every other body secretion imaginable. And this is supposed to be funny. Unless you like watching people fall over and stupid pokes at celebrities, this film probably won't make you laugh. Or titter. Or smile. It just makes you die a little inside. As for the effects, the entire bdget was probably spent on pills for the writers, because basically they are all dreadful.

So there you have it. This movie is horrible. People were actually walkng out of the cinema during it, and i don't blame them. I'd give this film 1/10 for showing me that life is a horrible horrible thing.

WORST JOKES:

EVERY SINGLE BREAKDANCING SCENE

CONSTANT JOKES ABOUT CELEBRITIES FALLING IN PITS.

STUPID JOKES ABOUT VARIOUS BODY SECRETIONS

JOKES ABOUT THE ACTUAL MOVIE.

IT WAS ALL THE WORST STUFF IMAGINABLE.

Part of my life I'll never get back

Unless you like movies that bore you half to death and are about as funny as jump starting a hoover then this is the movie for you. They try to do the same as other parody films like scary movie etc but fail miserably, the mildest of funny parts can be found in the movie trailer. At least you won't waste 1 hour and 15 minutes of you life on something so pointless, if you actually considered buying it let alone renting it - SHAME ON YOU.

For a more hilarious movie watch 'Something About Mary' or one staring Adam Sandler or Jim Carey.