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Meet The Spartans Reviews

2008

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From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie comes Meet The Spartans. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a .. Read more

Starring	Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo
Director	Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Genres	Audio Descriptive, Comedy

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- These days, all a spoof is required to deliver is the broad lampooning of popular culture, a steady stream of juvenile toilet humour and a semi-naked Carmen Elektra. This latest offering from the people who brought you DATE MOVIE has all that in spades...
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- - Empire
  - 26 Mar 2011 at 01:32
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  - 3
  Meet the spartans, hate the spartans, walk out of the cinema.
  
  This has to be one of my achievments. Making it allllll the way through meet the spartans. Believe me, the has to be the worst film i've ever seen. I wnet ... read more »
  
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  - Alexioni
  - 9 reviews
  - Worcester
  - 28 Mar 2008 at 13:02
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  - 1
  OH....MY....CHRIST, he has matured veeeeery nicely
  
  1 STAR ...... but only for Sean's BODY.
  
  OH....MY....CHRIST, he has matured veeeeery nicely, I couldn't keep my eyes off him - FIT ! FIT ! FIT... read more »
  
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- - vanilla_quiff
  - 265 reviews
  - Gatwick, England
  - 10 Sep 2011 at 14:06
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  Meet the Spartans
  
  Got this one mainly for the kids, but it is a reasonably funny film, there are some good moments in it. It helps if you have seen '300' to make sense of... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - 10 Apr 2011 at 10:01
- - 1
  - 0
  Meet the Spartans? Don't bother!
  
  Not worth the energy expended walking to the post box to get shot of it!
  
  Not worth writing the minimum 20 words in a review.
  
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  - Hartlepool
  - 02 Apr 2011 at 23:47
- - 2
  - 1
  Great Film
  
  It was exactly what i expect a spoof movie of a amazing film to be. It is full of cheesy slapstick comedy and you always know what is coming. I think its a gem... read more »
  
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- - tiababy
  - 1 review
  - Birmingham
  - 04 Mar 2011 at 13:58
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  - 0
  Meet the spartans
  
  An ok movie you know what to xpect fro it the usual spoof comedy, wouldnt say it was one of my fav spoof type movies but just ok
  
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- - Pinkymeister
  - 68 reviews
  - London
  - 02 Feb 2011 at 20:58
- - 0
  - 0
  Takes Bad Movies To A New Level
  
  For a super bad film what spoils this is that it is supposed to be funny - not indirectly funny - Exorcist 2, The Happening or some of the Airport films from ... read more »
  
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  - Sheffield
  - 12 Dec 2010 at 19:37
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  Tied with Disaster Movie as the worst movie ever
  
  I watched Meet the Spartans in the cinema, and I thought I liked it, but I actually realised I hated it. This is one of the crappiest spoofs ever, apart from ... read more »
  
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- - Danny The Lad
  - Tyrone, Northern Ireland
  - 07 Nov 2010 at 12:18
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  Meet the Spartans
  
  Not really that funny. Typical American humor, obvious and repetitive. A couple of funny moments but not enough for an entire movie
  
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- - krsdav
  - 10 reviews
  - Wales
  - 05 Aug 2010 at 23:58
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  - 0
  Meet the Spartans
  
  Save your money and don't rent! So predictable I'm just pleased I didn't waste time and go to the cinema to see it.
  
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  - Sitting in front of computer
  - 14 Jun 2010 at 17:17
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  why oh why oh why do you ever want to meets the spartans
  
  There aren't many films that impress me and this isn't one of them.
  
  I can honestly say that this is not something anybody should be proud off... read more »
  
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- - oxymoronic
  - 7 reviews
  - Southwest
  - 12 Jun 2010 at 14:08
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- - 66
  - 3
  Meet the spartans, hate the spartans, walk out of the cinema.
  
  This has to be one of my achievments. Making it allllll the way through meet the spartans. Believe me, the has to be the worst film i've ever seen. I wnet ... read more »
  
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  - Alexioni
  - 9 reviews
  - Worcester
  - 28 Mar 2008 at 13:02
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  Not so sparse on laughts, a good fun film.
  
  This spoofs 300 and other movies and characters to the Max... so much so you wonder how it passed libel laws to get to the screen in the first place. The first... read more »
  
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- - PaulaWestwood
  - 397 reviews
  - Ashton-Under-Lyne
  - 24 Mar 2008 at 01:08
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  Another Spoof!
  
  I cannot describe to anyone how bad this film is!
  
  I saw this film a week ago expecting it to be something like Scary Movie!
  
  What was i ... read more »
  
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- - RossiF
  - 20 reviews
  - Redditch
  - 02 Apr 2008 at 14:01
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  Come on WTF!
  
  I have seen Meet the Spartans and I cannot believe they were allowed to create this movie!!! Some of the scenes are hillarious but a lot of the film its just ... read more »
  
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- - Pittler
  - 62 reviews
  - Batley
  - 31 Mar 2008 at 11:18
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  Wait, what?
  
  Well, that was an experience. What, exactly, was that all about? I'm serious, please explain. It wasn't even really a spoof or send up of anything, ... read more »
  
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- - Xythe
  - 21 reviews
  - Manchester
  - 25 Aug 2008 at 14:26
- - 10
  - 0
  absolute load of bollocks
  
  i agree with pretty much everything everyone has said accept the tit who rated 3 stars he must have the iq of a 6 yr old! how did they expect us to get half the... read more »
  
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- - raymondo
  - 1 review
  - Doncaster
  - 23 Apr 2008 at 19:37
- - 8
  - 0
  MEET THE SPARTANS
  
  OK IT HASNT HAD VERY GOOD REVIEWS AND IT IS A BIT STUPID BUT ITS ONLY ON FOR 1HR AND 10 MINS AND IT NOT TOO BAD!!! JUST DONT BE IN A BAD MOOD WHEN YOU WATCH IT... read more »
  
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- - MELLYT
  - 83 reviews
  - Saltash
  - 21 Aug 2008 at 22:15
- - 8
  - 1
  Rubbish
  
  This is the worst film that i have ever seen and ruins the actual 300. don't waste your money
  
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- - gollandl
  - 1 review
  - Stanford-le-Hope
  - 03 Apr 2008 at 14:15
- - 7
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  Crap
  
  Load of SH*T. Don't ever watch it, i did then i had to kill myself for watching it.
  
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  - Princes Risborough
  - 11 Oct 2008 at 13:45
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  meet the spartans
  
  LOAD OF RUBBISH DONT WASTE YOUR TIME!!!
  
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- - miked7
  - 1 review
  - Aberdeen
  - 22 Aug 2008 at 11:25

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  Writers/producers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE) use the film 300 as the basis for this spoof film. Born to be the perfect Spartan, Leonidas (Sean Maguire, EASTENDERS) faces numerous trials en route to becoming a man, including a face-off with the penguin from ...

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  From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie comes Meet The Spartans. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky ...