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Mermaids Reviews

1990 Certificate 15
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MERMAIDS is the story of the turbulent relationship between a flamboyant, outrageous mom (Cher) and her two daughters (Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci) who just want a normal, stable life. Socially rebellious and provocative, the mother is reluctant to settle down, even at the request of her two daughters (one of whom, despite .. Read more

Starring Cher, Bob Hoskins, Winona Ryder, Michael Schoeffling
Director Richard Benjamin
Genres Comedy

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  • Critics' reviews (3) of Mermaids

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  • 4 stars out of 5

    Since making his directorial debut with My Favourite Year in 1982, Richard Benjamin has forged a career in quirky comedies, despite the occasional return to acting. In this gentle romantic comedy, he coaxes a deft performance from Winona Ryder as a confused 1960s teen, caught between her lust for a local handyman (Michael Schoeffling) and her desire to be a nun. Surrounded by an eccentric mother (Cher) who's romantically involved with a local shopkeeper (Bob Hoskins), and a younger sister (Christina Ricci) who practises being a swimmer by holding her breath in the bath, it's not surprising she finds life so perplexing. This is a curious, light-hearted tale (it'll make you smile, not belly laugh), with Ryder the greatest surprise as the young girl who's experiencing all kinds of pubescent angst.

    • Radio Times
  • Charlotte (Ryder) has upped sticks eighteen times in her young life, and she's hoping to settle down with her mother... read more on Time Out

    • Time Out
  • A romantic comedy uncertain whether it is trying for laughs or tears; it attempts, unsuccessfully, to settle for both.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Mermaids

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  • 6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Mermaids

    Based on the novel by Patty Dann Mermaids is a pretty simple story of Rachel Flax (Cher) and her two daughters; 15 year old Charlotte (Ryder) wants to be a nun, despite the fact the family is Jewish and 9 year old Kate (Ricci) wants to be a champion swimmer. The family have always moved around a lot and when they arrive in their newest town things seem to follow their familliar pattern, at least until Rachel's new man (Hoskins) starts to get serious about their relationship and Charlotte falls in love with Joe (Michael Schofelling), the young caretaker at a nearby convent.

    Mermaids is a pretty full 100 odd minutes. There's comedy, there's drama. There's the romance between the Cher and Bob Hoskins characters to follow and a coming of age storywith Ryder and all that before a dramatic third act. With this much to get through it's inevietable that this would be a hit and miss film.

    Most of the performances hit. Cher gives a strong performance, flighty to begin with, but she's able to bring conviction to the drama of the second half of the film. Ryder is even better. Okay so I was never a teenage girl but I sure as hell remember being 15 and she captures the sometimes bewildering mix of emotions with skill and reality. Ricci is an absolute charmer as Kate, she's got teriffic instincts as an actress and finely tuned comic timing (as she'd show the following year in The Addams Family).

    Sadly the film's leading men let the side down, Bob Hoskins with a poor accent (why couldn't he just be English?) and Michael Schofelling with a blank non-performance that makes you wonder what Charlotte sees in him.

    The first half of the film is quite broad and comic, some of it sticks (the intorduction of Charlotte's ambition shot down with a withering 'Charlotte, we're Jewish' by Cher) but much doesn't but after Charlotte briefly runs away mid movie the film becomes more dramatic, culminating in some excellent exchanges between Cher and Ryder which feel extremely true to life and are all but flawlessly played.

    The parts don't always gel and it's not without clunky moments, but Mermaids is a decent and rather underseen film.

      • SAI81 from Tonbridge
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Mermaids

    Based on the novel by Patty Dann Mermaids is a pretty simple story of Rachel Flax (Cher) and her two daughters; 15 year old Charlotte (Ryder) wants to be a nun, despite the fact the family is Jewish and 9 year old Kate (Ricci) wants to be a champion swimmer. The family have always moved around a lot and when they arrive in their newest town things seem to follow their familliar pattern, at least until Rachel's new man (Hoskins) starts to get serious about their relationship and Charlotte falls in love with Joe (Michael Schofelling), the young caretaker at a nearby convent.

    Mermaids is a pretty full 100 odd minutes. There's comedy, there's drama. There's the romance between the Cher and Bob Hoskins characters to follow and a coming of age storywith Ryder and all that before a dramatic third act. With this much to get through it's inevietable that this would be a hit and miss film.

    Most of the performances hit. Cher gives a strong performance, flighty to begin with, but she's able to bring conviction to the drama of the second half of the film. Ryder is even better. Okay so I was never a teenage girl but I sure as hell remember being 15 and she captures the sometimes bewildering mix of emotions with skill and reality. Ricci is an absolute charmer as Kate, she's got teriffic instincts as an actress and finely tuned comic timing (as she'd show the following year in The Addams Family).

    Sadly the film's leading men let the side down, Bob Hoskins with a poor accent (why couldn't he just be English?) and Michael Schofelling with a blank non-performance that makes you wonder what Charlotte sees in him.

    The first half of the film is quite broad and comic, some of it sticks (the intorduction of Charlotte's ambition shot down with a withering 'Charlotte, we're Jewish' by Cher) but much doesn't but after Charlotte briefly runs away mid movie the film becomes more dramatic, culminating in some excellent exchanges between Cher and Ryder which feel extremely true to life and are all but flawlessly played.

    The parts don't always gel and it's not without clunky moments, but Mermaids is a decent and rather underseen film.

      • SAI81 from Tonbridge
  • 3 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    Mermaids- Why Mermaids?

    Why call this film Mermaids? It was fairly entertaining but watching it with someone who loves mermaids made it disappointing. If including Cher's youngest daughter's ability to swim well was the link to a mermaid, then I think they could have done better. When finally near the end of the film all was revealed and Cher dressed up, it was as if the script writer had suddenly remembered the title!

      • A customer from Bedfordshire, UK
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Mermaids

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  • 6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Mermaids

    Based on the novel by Patty Dann Mermaids is a pretty simple story of Rachel Flax (Cher) and her two daughters; 15 year old Charlotte (Ryder) wants to be a nun, despite the fact the family is Jewish and 9 year old Kate (Ricci) wants to be a champion swimmer. The family have always moved around a lot and when they arrive in their newest town things seem to follow their familliar pattern, at least until Rachel's new man (Hoskins) starts to get serious about their relationship and Charlotte falls in love with Joe (Michael Schofelling), the young caretaker at a nearby convent.

    Mermaids is a pretty full 100 odd minutes. There's comedy, there's drama. There's the romance between the Cher and Bob Hoskins characters to follow and a coming of age storywith Ryder and all that before a dramatic third act. With this much to get through it's inevietable that this would be a hit and miss film.

    Most of the performances hit. Cher gives a strong performance, flighty to begin with, but she's able to bring conviction to the drama of the second half of the film. Ryder is even better. Okay so I was never a teenage girl but I sure as hell remember being 15 and she captures the sometimes bewildering mix of emotions with skill and reality. Ricci is an absolute charmer as Kate, she's got teriffic instincts as an actress and finely tuned comic timing (as she'd show the following year in The Addams Family).

    Sadly the film's leading men let the side down, Bob Hoskins with a poor accent (why couldn't he just be English?) and Michael Schofelling with a blank non-performance that makes you wonder what Charlotte sees in him.

    The first half of the film is quite broad and comic, some of it sticks (the intorduction of Charlotte's ambition shot down with a withering 'Charlotte, we're Jewish' by Cher) but much doesn't but after Charlotte briefly runs away mid movie the film becomes more dramatic, culminating in some excellent exchanges between Cher and Ryder which feel extremely true to life and are all but flawlessly played.

    The parts don't always gel and it's not without clunky moments, but Mermaids is a decent and rather underseen film.

      • SAI81 from Tonbridge
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Totally enjoyable film

    I haven't seen this film for years and it was a pleasure to watch again. The cast is outstanding - Cher is supurb as the sexy mum, Winona Ryder is brilliant as the weird teenage daughter, Bob Hoskins comes across as sweet and cheeky and a young Christianna Ricci is so cute! Such a good, funny story, acted really, really well. And a great soundtrack...I'd definatley recommend

      • A customer from London
  • 6 out of 6 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Mermaids

    Based on the novel by Patty Dann Mermaids is a pretty simple story of Rachel Flax (Cher) and her two daughters; 15 year old Charlotte (Ryder) wants to be a nun, despite the fact the family is Jewish and 9 year old Kate (Ricci) wants to be a champion swimmer. The family have always moved around a lot and when they arrive in their newest town things seem to follow their familliar pattern, at least until Rachel's new man (Hoskins) starts to get serious about their relationship and Charlotte falls in love with Joe (Michael Schofelling), the young caretaker at a nearby convent.

    Mermaids is a pretty full 100 odd minutes. There's comedy, there's drama. There's the romance between the Cher and Bob Hoskins characters to follow and a coming of age storywith Ryder and all that before a dramatic third act. With this much to get through it's inevietable that this would be a hit and miss film.

    Most of the performances hit. Cher gives a strong performance, flighty to begin with, but she's able to bring conviction to the drama of the second half of the film. Ryder is even better. Okay so I was never a teenage girl but I sure as hell remember being 15 and she captures the sometimes bewildering mix of emotions with skill and reality. Ricci is an absolute charmer as Kate, she's got teriffic instincts as an actress and finely tuned comic timing (as she'd show the following year in The Addams Family).

    Sadly the film's leading men let the side down, Bob Hoskins with a poor accent (why couldn't he just be English?) and Michael Schofelling with a blank non-performance that makes you wonder what Charlotte sees in him.

    The first half of the film is quite broad and comic, some of it sticks (the intorduction of Charlotte's ambition shot down with a withering 'Charlotte, we're Jewish' by Cher) but much doesn't but after Charlotte briefly runs away mid movie the film becomes more dramatic, culminating in some excellent exchanges between Cher and Ryder which feel extremely true to life and are all but flawlessly played.

    The parts don't always gel and it's not without clunky moments, but Mermaids is a decent and rather underseen film.

      • SAI81 from Tonbridge
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Mermaids

    Based on the novel by Patty Dann Mermaids is a pretty simple story of Rachel Flax (Cher) and her two daughters; 15 year old Charlotte (Ryder) wants to be a nun, despite the fact the family is Jewish and 9 year old Kate (Ricci) wants to be a champion swimmer. The family have always moved around a lot and when they arrive in their newest town things seem to follow their familliar pattern, at least until Rachel's new man (Hoskins) starts to get serious about their relationship and Charlotte falls in love with Joe (Michael Schofelling), the young caretaker at a nearby convent.

    Mermaids is a pretty full 100 odd minutes. There's comedy, there's drama. There's the romance between the Cher and Bob Hoskins characters to follow and a coming of age storywith Ryder and all that before a dramatic third act. With this much to get through it's inevietable that this would be a hit and miss film.

    Most of the performances hit. Cher gives a strong performance, flighty to begin with, but she's able to bring conviction to the drama of the second half of the film. Ryder is even better. Okay so I was never a teenage girl but I sure as hell remember being 15 and she captures the sometimes bewildering mix of emotions with skill and reality. Ricci is an absolute charmer as Kate, she's got teriffic instincts as an actress and finely tuned comic timing (as she'd show the following year in The Addams Family).

    Sadly the film's leading men let the side down, Bob Hoskins with a poor accent (why couldn't he just be English?) and Michael Schofelling with a blank non-performance that makes you wonder what Charlotte sees in him.

    The first half of the film is quite broad and comic, some of it sticks (the intorduction of Charlotte's ambition shot down with a withering 'Charlotte, we're Jewish' by Cher) but much doesn't but after Charlotte briefly runs away mid movie the film becomes more dramatic, culminating in some excellent exchanges between Cher and Ryder which feel extremely true to life and are all but flawlessly played.

    The parts don't always gel and it's not without clunky moments, but Mermaids is a decent and rather underseen film.

      • SAI81 from Tonbridge
  • 3 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    Mermaids- Why Mermaids?

    Why call this film Mermaids? It was fairly entertaining but watching it with someone who loves mermaids made it disappointing. If including Cher's youngest daughter's ability to swim well was the link to a mermaid, then I think they could have done better. When finally near the end of the film all was revealed and Cher dressed up, it was as if the script writer had suddenly remembered the title!

      • A customer from Bedfordshire, UK
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Totally enjoyable film

    I haven't seen this film for years and it was a pleasure to watch again. The cast is outstanding - Cher is supurb as the sexy mum, Winona Ryder is brilliant as the weird teenage daughter, Bob Hoskins comes across as sweet and cheeky and a young Christianna Ricci is so cute! Such a good, funny story, acted really, really well. And a great soundtrack...I'd definatley recommend

      • A customer from London
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    It's in his kiss

    Mrs Flax doesn't have problems - when they arrive she just jumps in her car and moves to another town. Daughters Charlotte and Kate have got used to having a mother who can't cook, can't keep a man and is as flighty as a mermaid's tail. But, when romance strikes mother and daughter maybe it's time to park the car and stop running.

    This movie could have easily been a sugary confection that was hard to swallow, but the talented cast make it a feel good delight.

      • Pat939 from London
  • 2 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    WONDERFUL!!!!

    A RARE CLASSIC,

    EXCELLENT AND ORIGINAL,

    FANTASTIC CAST,

    GREAT SOUNDTRACK,

    BEAUTIFUL ENDING.

    RENT THIS MOVIE AND YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

    (TO THE IDIOT THAT DOESNT KNOW WHY THIS FILM IS CALLED MERMAIDS, OPEN YOU EYES AND CONCENTRATE BEFORE MAKING STUPID REVIEWS)

      • JIMMER from DEVON
  • Rated - 5 stars

    melancholic masterpiece

    This film, although fairly old now still stands as one of the best films of its genre. It has laughter, lies, love and above all honesty.Chers performce is great a fantastic watch on a rainy sunday afternoon. The kids loved it too!

      • A customer from wales
  • Rated - 4 stars

    oldi but goodie

    worth watching, funny. Cher is brilliant

      • A customer from Bournemouth England
  • Rated - 4 stars

    A film I have long awaited to see, heard so much about it and it was worth the wait. A feel good film about a disfunctional family, well worth watching.

      • Morag#7 from PENICUIK
  • 1 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Top form!

    Cher once again is such a good actress you forget she is such a super star in the singing world.

    Also Bob and Wionna on top form.

      • daves125 from middlesex
  • Critics' reviews (3)

  • 4 stars out of 5

    Since making his directorial debut with My Favourite Year in 1982, Richard Benjamin has forged a career in quirky comedies, despite the occasional return to acting. In this gentle romantic comedy, he coaxes a deft performance from Winona Ryder as a confused 1960s teen, caught between her lust for a local handyman (Michael Schoeffling) and her desire to be a nun. Surrounded by an eccentric mother (Cher) who's romantically involved with a local shopkeeper (Bob Hoskins), and a younger sister (Christina Ricci) who practises being a swimmer by holding her breath in the bath, it's not surprising she finds life so perplexing. This is a curious, light-hearted tale (it'll make you smile, not belly laugh), with Ryder the greatest surprise as the young girl who's experiencing all kinds of pubescent angst.

    • Radio Times
  • Charlotte (Ryder) has upped sticks eighteen times in her young life, and she's hoping to settle down with her mother... read more on Time Out

    • Time Out
  • A romantic comedy uncertain whether it is trying for laughs or tears; it attempts, unsuccessfully, to settle for both.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide

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