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, 22 Nov 2012
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I dont know where I recognise the protagonist from.
'Olive. Almost everything I told you was a lie.'
It seems like quite an amusing suicide note!
He's quite a creative person.
This is just going to be one of those special films isnt it..
'I thought the seat felt uncomfortable!'
- 'No that's normal. - That's economy!'
'Sorry. You must have thought you're next to a right nutter!'
First of all is Wendy.
She's got a big appetite!
'I love airline food!'
He collects sick bags! Ha ha
Anyone who doesn't like this movie has no imagination btw.
'Well one of those rash decisions became me!'
'Divine Dating. - Because one day the Big Fella will get round to you!'
'..I was meant to fall in love with those eyes, that way of combing her hair and biting her lip!'
'..But surely if you keep on lying to him its only going to make things worse!'
He looks like Hugh Grant.
'..Or maybe I just never stood any chance in the first place!'
I want to go to Duncan World!!
'The world's theme park devoted to a complete nobody.' - Absolutely brilliant!
'After five dates with Olive I still knew almost nothing about her!'
'Was your childhood difficult?!'
- 'In parts!'
'Did Olive like me anymore because I lied?!'
'Maybe I should propose the metaphorical cup of coffee?!'
'In the end. The double chocolate cake made the decision for me!'
'Why are they in shoes?!'
'Yeh and you forgot to mention they're f&*^ing horrible!'
'It was like Rhona was a wonderful symphony orchestra but one or two of the players were slightly off key!'
'I just don't like that kind of shoe it looks like a pelican!'
'Why can't you keep your opinions to yourself?!'
'Well don't think. - Just get on with it!'
'Its alright they need washing. - Your tooth brush doesn't!'
'I began to consider alternative love lives we could have lived.
'So. Did you fall in love with her?!'
'..A future that deep down, that never of us knew would ever happen!'
'Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and Girls. - I give you the Gemma!'
He never seems to learn his lessons.
'Please don't tell me this is it!'
'Its not much of a getaway vehicle!'
'Blimey you're forward!'
- 'Not really! I'm just desperate!'
He's living the dream!
'You see Gemma was suspicious of words!'
'I don't trust words. - They always spoil things.'
'.. A message in knitwear code.'
This really is a great film!!
A lot of the film focuses on his fifth love - Gemma.
'Its like she could only enjoy things in anticipation or in memories.' - Interesting.
'Why can't you do more stuff like that?!'
- 'My work's more structural!'
'I'm pretty tired to be honest!'
So why is Gemma acting like this?!
Its a very accurate film.
'Why had Gemma gone to all the trouble of getting me my favourite cereal? - What was she feeling so guilty about?!'
'Have you got the key?!'
- 'You said you had it!'
'Come on. You know I hate to leave arguments unresolved.'
'You must love me.'
'Please stop. - Because I've been seeing Will!!'
He seems like a loser in love.
'I would become a martyr. - A martyr to love.'
'All I'd wanted to do is make a point.'
This film just puts you off relationships period.
'I didn't understand the rules and the injuries were just too painful.'
I like how he slowly gets over Gemma and takes to single life very nicely, (eg massive tv and speakers).
'And then I met Angela.'
A fantastic film!!
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