lazy sunday afternoon

Norman Bates hijacks a boat and then hold the British government to ransom by threatening to blow up an oil rig - a sexist rude bloke called Ffolkes who is really James Bond with a beard,a weird cat fetish and a liking for embroidery gets himself on board the boat by pretending to be Captain Nemos leiutenant (we also discover that Captain Nemo has been promoted cos everyone calls him Admiral) and kills Psycho and stops everything being blown up.

Then James Bond gets given some kittens as a thankyou, and the woman who he was nasty and sexist to earlier ends up liking him as well proving that its ok to be rude as long as you save the day.

North Sea Hijack is a truly wonderful fim, the perfect Sunday afternoon hangover film - they dont make them like this anymore - in fact they never really made them like this .

As corny and cheesy as they come, and all the better for being so