North Sea Cheese

North Sea Hijack review

Rated - 3.0 stars

By Fearghal Kelly from Oxfordshire Avatar image

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7th July 2004

Roger Moore just about pulls this one off. It's the ultimate cheesy Bond rip-off.

Moore is the starring Alpha-male (of course), with a whiskey bottle sewn to his mouth and the ego the size of Brazil. Not only does he save the day, but he even gets the girl (sound familiar?).

Despite this it is a great film; if you are severly hung over or sick. I ordered it by mistake and watched it under a duvet when I was off sick from work. It didn't cure me, but it did leave a pleasant cheesy aroma in the air (or was that me?).