Nostril Picker, The - Uncut Version!
1999
In THE NOSTRIL PICKER, an unattractive guy named Joe is befriended by an old man who claims he can help the loner get women. Joe learns a chant that gives him the power to change himself into a girl and uses this ability to lure teenage girls home with the promise of TV and girl talk. However, once he has the girls where he .. Read more
| Starring | Carl Zschering, Edward Tanner, Laura Cummings |
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| Director | Patrick J. Mathews |
| Genres | Horror |
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Nostril Picker, The - Uncut Version!
In THE NOSTRIL PICKER, an unattractive guy named Joe is befriended by an old man who claims he can help the loner get women. Joe learns a chant that gives him the power to change himself into a girl and uses this ability to lure teenage girls home with the promise of TV and girl talk. However, once he has the girls where he wants them, this nose picker does some truly nasty things....
| Starring | Carl Zschering, Edward Tanner, Laura Cummings |
|---|---|
| Director | Patrick J. Mathews |
| Studio | VIPCO |
| Run time | DVD: 1 hr 16 mins |
| Certificate | |
| Genres | Horror |
| Language | DVD: English |
| Released | DVD: 03 Jan 2004 Production year: 1999 |
| Format | DVD |
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12 out of 14 people found this review helpful
Time Warp Horror
This is one of those films that was so bad it was good. Utter bilge, this was so bad it was terrible. I could not believe the date the film was made.Whilst watching it, I thought it was a cheap budget film made around the late sixties - early seventies when amateur filmmakers churned out these low cost horror movies with their buddies. Then I noticed it was made in 1988!!!!! Also this was supposed to be the uncut version.No sex, no gore, just a terrible script and acting that bordered on the hilarious.(especially from the main detective,also he must have been about 3 foot tall). What was the censored version like? The ending was ok though.
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2 out of 2 people found this review helpful
Not recommended, even to fans of bad horror movies!
I'm a real fan of those horror films that are so bad that the're actually quite good. This film isn't one of them. It's just bad.
The acting is bad, the plot is bad, the video and sound quality is bad, the special effects are bad.
This edition is advertised as being uncut. I can't see why it was cut in the first place. The gore is almost non-existant, there's no scares and there's no nudity (very surprising given the plot).
To make matters worse I had problems playing two short sections on my laptop with PowerDVD. The first section was where the tramp's explaining how Joe can turn into a woman. The second section was right at the end just before the totally obvious plot twist. Both faults caused PowerDVD to crash and I had to restart, skipping over place where the fault was. There were no obvious scratches on the disc, so it's probably just bad authoring. I didn't bother trying to test it on another player and I'm certainly not going to request another copy.
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Nostril Picker, The - Uncut Version!
In THE NOSTRIL PICKER, an unattractive guy named Joe is befriended by an old man who claims he can help the loner get women. Joe learns a chant that gives him the power to change himself into a girl and uses this ability to lure teenage girls home with the promise of TV and girl talk. However, once ...
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