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    Delirious send-up of high-school movies Ð one character turns into a giant cockroach Ð with alienated teenagers indulging in polymorphous perversities.

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    • Halliwell's Film Guide
    • 02 Mar 2006 at 15:42

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    Entertaining

    Greg Araki (he of the excellent Mysterious Skin fame) directs what was described as Beverley Hills 90210 on acid and that's a fair description of what is an... read more »

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    • St Helens
    • 29 Mar 2006 at 17:46

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    Painful... and what the Hell!!!!

    I mean the film not only wasted my time.. but it wasted the planets time.
    
    the director was trying to hard on a limited budget, and all you got was a ... read more »

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    • JayGar
    • 8 reviews
    • London
    • 07 Jul 2010 at 09:06

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    dont bother

    This is an appalling film. Tries to be art house..fails. Tries to be titillating…fails. Tries to be entertaining…fails. In all honesty give a five ... read more »

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    • r0w4n
    • 6 reviews
    • Truro
    • 29 Apr 2009 at 09:48

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    Going "Nowhere"

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    Sadly, Gregg Araki is one of those directors who works best with an unknown cast, small budget and handheld cameras. Here, the quality of the film has improved... read more »

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    • wikkidsmyle
    • 438 reviews
    • Newmarket
    • 13 Nov 2007 at 21:59

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    Annoying

    Nowhere near as clever as it thinks it is, this seems to be comprised of American teenagers designed to be so incomprehensible, poseurish, self obsessed and, ... read more »

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    • Vanessa CC
    • Kent
    • 20 Nov 2006 at 18:48

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    Not good

    This film wasnt very good & wouldnt recommend it.

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    • T.J.
    • cramlington
    • 01 Jul 2006 at 19:06

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    Entertaining

    Greg Araki (he of the excellent Mysterious Skin fame) directs what was described as Beverley Hills 90210 on acid and that's a fair description of what is an... read more »

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    • St Helens
    • 29 Mar 2006 at 17:46

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    Interesting

    I've no idea what this film was about. It was weirdly enjoyable, perhaps because everyone in it was pretty or eyecatching, and I suppose it has something ... read more »

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    • a customer
    • Glasgow, Scotland
    • 14 Sep 2005 at 02:14

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    This movie is ...

    This movie is completely nuts. Lots of sex, drugs and violence and for the most part, I didn't have a clue what was going on. Still, it was defintely an &... read more »

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    • a customer
    • LEEDS
    • 25 Aug 2004 at 10:20

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    Wired and Weird

    Very difficult to describe this film.
    
    Has a sc-fi/fantasy flavour mixed with a pop art and youth culture theme.
    
    It doesn't have a ... read more »

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    • Cameron Hammerstein
    • LEICESTER, England
    • 04 Apr 2004 at 11:35

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    Another Araki movie

    I must admit sometimes it's hard to find the plot even of a single scene and it looks pretentious in some moments. But it is still Araki's with all his ... read more »

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    • pierdotit
    • LONDON
    • 02 Feb 2004 at 10:27
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