God Awful!

O.N.E. review

By Patrick Wheeler from London, England. Avatar image

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O.N.E.

Run time 90 mins Certificate 15

28th March 2007

This was grabbed just before closing time at a video emporium, that shall not be named, after seeing Mr. T in the cast list. That grab was a mistake.

This poorly made and badly acted crypto-religious twaddle should be avoided by, well, by everyone.

It was financed by some unpleasant rightwing 'Christian' group or other and is mishmash of scripture cherry picking and half- arsed conspiracy theorizing.

As for the mighty Mr. T, at no point does he lift an opponent above his head and throw them across a car bonnet or into a stack of boxes. He does say either 'Fool!' or 'Sucka!' once. I cannot recollect which, and I would not waste anymore of my life rewatching this bilge to find out.

That'll teach me, eh? Avoid like the plague folks!

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