One Eyed Monster Reviews

[Highly rated reviewer]

for those of a twisted disposition...

This is one of those films that your either into or your not! Twisted humor, thin story line and characters about as deep as a toilet! But thats why i loved it! Im a huge fan of quirky cult films! And this was pretty darn good!

The film is set in the mountains, where a group of adult film makers are shooting there latest low budget flick. Head by Ron Jeremy himself, who actually plays a nice guy for once, the cast and crew soon run into trouble!

An alien force takes over an unsuspecting Ron, which proceeds to kill him and hijack his manhood! With only one desire, to reproduce, killing anything deemed not useful. I.e. Men!

I wont say to much more because if there are any of you reading this who might give one eyed monster a try, i dont want to spoil anything. But over all its a good watch. Not blockbuster material, but thats not what we expect nor want from films such as this! It did leave me with the feeling that there was something missing when I was through but I tried not to worry to much. I could sit here picking films apart for hours however i would much rather take them for what they are meant for and enjoy them!

Anyway, overall its a good watch with plenty of penis jokes and some interesting deaths! If you have the same taste in movies as me, you definitely enjoy it!

Peace!!

NO........

Simple........do not rent this movie

[Highly rated reviewer]

ONE EYED MONSTER

a good giggle to be had after a night in the pub if you put this on .

does what it says on the tin

[Highly rated reviewer]

crap

it was bad reailly pathictic not worth the watch

Poor.........

Expected something much funnier given the title/actors. Couple of laughs, hardly worth renting though!

Ri-dick-ulous

Having seen 'Teeth' and rather enjoying its array puerile penis puns, I thought I'd probably be one of the few people that would enjoy watching Ron Jeremy and his silver chest wig get up to no good in this silly film.

Sadly, I was mistaken, and hereby declare this the crappest film I have ever seen in my life.

Although RJ can act better than I expected, the main problem with this film is its 15 certificate. It means that, unlike 'Teeth', virtually every 'possesed penis' scene has no sign of the actual mad phallus. Instead, we see appalling acting as the camera treats us to extreme close-ups of their anguished/screaming/hysterical faces in the general direction of the penis, which we have to merely imagine. So, obviously that's not very scary at all.

It goes without saying that the plot is absolutely bloody ridiculous, although that was part of the fun for me when I rented this out. The settings are also rubbish - shaking walls when doors slam, for example.

The reason why I only gave this half a tar though is that it doesn't do any one of the things it could have done: it doesn't amuse, it doesn't scare. and RJ's silver chest wig certainly doesn't arouse. In fact, I sat there for the whole film grimacing and muttering 'Oh. My. God'.

loved it

excellent juvanile humour

not worth it

this film was very chessy and poor acting. it had the odd funny moment and you only got to see 'the one eyed monster' a couple of times. i wouldn't waste your time or your money with this film