Outlander? Craplander, more like.

Starring Jim Caviezel, John Hurt and Ron Perlman, this is another genre mash-up. Instead of Cowboys Vs Aliens, this time we get Spacemen Vs Vikings and a big monster. This is 1hr 45mins that i will never get back. All three actors should feel ashamed for themselves. This is clichèd bilge of the highest order. How they roped three top actors into this i don't know. Since when did Vikings speak the Queen's english? Lazy film making. To top it all off the dvd crashed after 1hr 29 mins and i had to faff about for 10 minutes to try and skip the scratch in the disc so that i could watch the utterley dire ending. I rate this movie 1 measely scrap of popcorn fished from the bum-crack of the comic-book guy from the Simpsons after he's watched a Xena: Warrior Princess marathon.