badly acted, badly directed, badly scripted

this film does little to redeem itself from the diabolical performances of most of the cast. Seth Green is the only saving grace, but even he is lack lustre and predictable in this. Culkin is truly atrocious to a degree I don't think I have seen from any actor before.

Despite its 18 tag it shies away from anything remotely controversial.

There is only 1 other film I've watched that was less successful than this - it was some written-in-a-minute military action film that I have thankfully forgotten the name of.

I watched this to the end as I expected to start finding it interesting, I expected to find a diamond in the dirt at some point - but when the titles started to roll all hope was lost.

The plot, despite what the description says, was meandering and stagnant.

Don't watch it.

It is drivel.