Werewolves and Dracula find out the hard way why you don't insult Simon Belmont or his whip from Castlevania. The nerd finds out just how bad water-boarding torture can be. Kermit the Frog's cousin Gordon Gekko talks about the values of greed to children. Jean Claude Van Damme stars in an action-packed remake of Gone With the Wind. Little Orphan Annie celebrates her sweet 16th birthday party.