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Scary Movie 3 Reviews

2004 Certificate 15
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When mysterious crop circles appear and her friend is killed by a video tape, news anchorwoman Cindy Campbell investigates the link. This eventually leads to her trying to help the President of the United States prevent an alien invasion. Read more

Starring Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Charlie Sheen, Jeremy Piven
Director David Zucker
Genres Comedy, Horror

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  • Critics' reviews (4) of Scary Movie 3

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  • 2 stars out of 5

    The scariest thing about Scary Movie 3 is that Pop Idol's Simon Cowell is in it. Granted, it may not be as disturbing as an appearance by Pete Waterman, but it does show the extent of Cowell's infiltration of US popular culture. Director David Zucker and his Naked Gun co-writer Pat Proft helm this third entry in the horror-spoof franchise, which, though not as good as the original, is certainly an improvement on Scary Movie 2. This time around, television reporter Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) investigates a planned alien invasion of a farm owned by Tom (Charlie Sheen), while a mysterious video kills all who watch it. All kinds of references are dragged kicking and screaming into the bedraggled plot, from 8 Mile to The Others, and there are some inspired moments to be found along the way (Leslie Nielsen as a goofy American president is always a joy). But, because of the over-reliance on recycled gags, this is just not as funny as it thinks it is.

    • Radio Times
  • This is less a movie and more a succession of gags at the expense of recent horror movies; some work, many don't and the slapstick becomes tiresome before the end.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • "...David Zucker piles one-liners upon set-pieces upon spoofs until you think you're going to die laughing..."

    • Metro
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Scary Movie 3

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  • 14 out of 19 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 0 stars

    Scary when watched after the last month of black on black murders

    This film starts well with a nice Ring spoof, but then it tries to include too many of the recent horror/ sci fi hits. The most disturbing thing is the 'humour' based on gang culture, guns and murder. If this is what young black men think of as amusement it is unsurprising that five of them have been the victims of their gun and knife carrying 'bros' in the last month. Add to this the jokes about paedophiles and this is a very unpleasant film.

  • 8 out of 9 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    I Spoof therefore..

    I am.. pretty much the motto of the Scary Movie series. The third installment pretty much lampoons the big horror releases of the 2003 namely The Ring and Signs, and for some unknown reason includes 8 Mile? -

    The faire is very much the standard of all the lampoon type movies, much parody and altering of the storylines to make them fit together. Throw in some attractive half dressed actors/actresses for titilation and a handful of jokes and you've got the movie.

    As usual a vast array of cameos. On the whole I think you'll know what to expect from the film, it doesn't really divert from the standard. It provides a few chuckles and some amusement in a well tried manner.

    The DVD is definately a bonus, and may even stand up to a rewatch for those that went to the flicks, as the deleted scenes are often more amusing than the bits they left in. With the bonus of an alternative ending (which is definately an improvement) to boot you'll probably walk away with a reasonable level of satisfaction.

      • A customer from Mk - Uk
  • 7 out of 11 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 0 stars

    This film was rubbish!!! It was a waste of time watching it and i severly recommend that it should be avoided by any movie lover. I spent most of the film laughing at its patheticness rather than its jokes. Please avoid at all costs.

      • Richard#265 from LIVERPOOL
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Scary Movie 3

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  • 6 out of 8 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    So bad it's Scary...Movie 3

    Scary Movie was a great film, taking the best elements from TV shows like Police Squad and films like Naked Gun and adapting so to be accepted by the new teenage generation of the twenty first century. Regarded by many a pubescent as the funniest film ever made, Scary Movie appealed, and the Wayans brothers had finally and deservedly hit the big time.

    Then came Scary Movie 2. Fair enough, the first film was a success and along as there are a few laughs along the way you can forgive for the need to cash-in.

    And now… the release of Scary Movie 3. The only thing you need to know is that the Wayans’ had nothing to do with this film (other than authorising the use of previous characters).

    However I will indulge you further, if you haven’t decided to rent something else already. The gags are poor, rather than being witty and shocking like in the previous instalments, they are predictable and forgettable. The acting is okay, but I was disappointed to see the number of ‘big faces’. Rather than adding class to the Scary Movie 3, they do nothing but hinder it, Charlie Sheen’s performance in particular would have brought tears to his father’s eyes.

    Avoid.

      • Flav from Greater London
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    1 in 8 jokes were fresh. If you liked Hot Shots you'll love this, my girlfriend needed oxygen! If you hated hotshots, as I did, steer clear!

      • jason#49 from FARNBOROUGH
  • 14 out of 19 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 0 stars

    Scary when watched after the last month of black on black murders

    This film starts well with a nice Ring spoof, but then it tries to include too many of the recent horror/ sci fi hits. The most disturbing thing is the 'humour' based on gang culture, guns and murder. If this is what young black men think of as amusement it is unsurprising that five of them have been the victims of their gun and knife carrying 'bros' in the last month. Add to this the jokes about paedophiles and this is a very unpleasant film.

  • 8 out of 9 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    I Spoof therefore..

    I am.. pretty much the motto of the Scary Movie series. The third installment pretty much lampoons the big horror releases of the 2003 namely The Ring and Signs, and for some unknown reason includes 8 Mile? -

    The faire is very much the standard of all the lampoon type movies, much parody and altering of the storylines to make them fit together. Throw in some attractive half dressed actors/actresses for titilation and a handful of jokes and you've got the movie.

    As usual a vast array of cameos. On the whole I think you'll know what to expect from the film, it doesn't really divert from the standard. It provides a few chuckles and some amusement in a well tried manner.

    The DVD is definately a bonus, and may even stand up to a rewatch for those that went to the flicks, as the deleted scenes are often more amusing than the bits they left in. With the bonus of an alternative ending (which is definately an improvement) to boot you'll probably walk away with a reasonable level of satisfaction.

      • A customer from Mk - Uk
  • 7 out of 11 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 0 stars

    This film was rubbish!!! It was a waste of time watching it and i severly recommend that it should be avoided by any movie lover. I spent most of the film laughing at its patheticness rather than its jokes. Please avoid at all costs.

      • Richard#265 from LIVERPOOL
  • 7 out of 11 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars [Highly rated reviewer]

    Decent but getting weak

    Filled with plenty of funny moments but the movie is more of a sketch show than anything, lampooning, it seems, whatever movies came to mind at the time. The amount of stuff cut from the movies (as shown in the DVD extras) shows that they perhaps tried to pull it together a little but not quite enough. In the end, there are still plenty of laughs to make it worthwhile if you're into the Airplane! sort of humour but this is certainly the weakest of the three so far.

    • simonlogan
      • simonlogan from Edinburgh
  • 6 out of 8 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    some laughs, but very cobbled together....Charlie Sheen was good, but Leslie Nielson was not given enough material in the film to make an impact, it just felt a bit tired.....

      • A customer from TAUNTON
  • 6 out of 8 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    So bad it's Scary...Movie 3

    Scary Movie was a great film, taking the best elements from TV shows like Police Squad and films like Naked Gun and adapting so to be accepted by the new teenage generation of the twenty first century. Regarded by many a pubescent as the funniest film ever made, Scary Movie appealed, and the Wayans brothers had finally and deservedly hit the big time.

    Then came Scary Movie 2. Fair enough, the first film was a success and along as there are a few laughs along the way you can forgive for the need to cash-in.

    And now… the release of Scary Movie 3. The only thing you need to know is that the Wayans’ had nothing to do with this film (other than authorising the use of previous characters).

    However I will indulge you further, if you haven’t decided to rent something else already. The gags are poor, rather than being witty and shocking like in the previous instalments, they are predictable and forgettable. The acting is okay, but I was disappointed to see the number of ‘big faces’. Rather than adding class to the Scary Movie 3, they do nothing but hinder it, Charlie Sheen’s performance in particular would have brought tears to his father’s eyes.

    Avoid.

      • Flav from Greater London
  • 8 out of 14 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    you have got to see this

    Dont listen to all the other people this is a great film you have got to see this!!

      • A customer from England
  • 4 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    Still funny but the format is getting tired now.worth a giggle but not one for the collection.

      • nicholas#93 from CHESTER LE STREET
  • 4 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    So funny I nearly soiled our sofa

    There are so many gags in this movie you'll have to watch it twice to get them all. It's alot of toilet /sexual innuendo and people getting hit in the knackers kind of humour but I defy you not to at least smile. A couple of beers certainly helps but even my wife who's the type that loves french political dramas in black n white laughed out loud a few times. If you've seen the preceding movies give 3 a try, it's a blast.

      • A customer from london, england
  • 3 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Not orginal but amusing

    Zero stars for originality but to be honest that was probably the point, unless you are up to date with recent horror movies you may not understand the references to other movies (the Ring, Signs etc).

    Obviously the Humour is dark and the scene in which Micheal Jackson (impersonator) appears hovers on the border of taste.

    I thought is was very funny, any way and thoroughly enjoyed it. The last sketch took too long though and I did start to get bored towards the end. Its ten minutes too long.

      • Andrew Cavell from Lymington
  • Critics' reviews (4)

  • 2 stars out of 5

    The scariest thing about Scary Movie 3 is that Pop Idol's Simon Cowell is in it. Granted, it may not be as disturbing as an appearance by Pete Waterman, but it does show the extent of Cowell's infiltration of US popular culture. Director David Zucker and his Naked Gun co-writer Pat Proft helm this third entry in the horror-spoof franchise, which, though not as good as the original, is certainly an improvement on Scary Movie 2. This time around, television reporter Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) investigates a planned alien invasion of a farm owned by Tom (Charlie Sheen), while a mysterious video kills all who watch it. All kinds of references are dragged kicking and screaming into the bedraggled plot, from 8 Mile to The Others, and there are some inspired moments to be found along the way (Leslie Nielsen as a goofy American president is always a joy). But, because of the over-reliance on recycled gags, this is just not as funny as it thinks it is.

    • Radio Times
  • This is less a movie and more a succession of gags at the expense of recent horror movies; some work, many don't and the slapstick becomes tiresome before the end.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • "...David Zucker piles one-liners upon set-pieces upon spoofs until you think you're going to die laughing..."

    • Metro
  • "...Lewd, outrageous and enormously entertaining comedy..."

    • Daily Star

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