Working nine to five is a real killer, but when you work for Palisade Defence, team-building holidays can be even worse. Seven colleagues find themselves faced with the chop when their corporate weekend is sabotaged by a deadly enemy. Forget office politics, only the smartest will survive this office outing. Read more
| Starring | Danny Dyer, Laura Harris, Tim McInnerny |
|---|---|
| Director | Christopher Smith |
| Genres | Audio Descriptive, Comedy, Horror, Thriller |
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Working nine to five is a real killer, but when you work for Palisade Defence, team-building holidays can be even worse. Seven colleagues find themselves faced with the chop when their corporate weekend is sabotaged by a deadly enemy. Forget office politics, only the smartest will survive this office outing.
| Starring | Danny Dyer, Laura Harris, Tim McInnerny |
|---|---|
| Director | Christopher Smith |
| Studio | PATHE DISTRIBUTION |
| Run time | DVD: 1 hr 30 mins |
| Certificate | |
| Genres | Audio Descriptive, Comedy, Horror, Thriller |
| Language | English, English Audio Description |
| Hearing-impaired | English |
| Released | DVD: 08 Jan 2007 Production year: 2006 |
| Format | DVD |
Blending fierce horror and sly humour, Christopher Smiths confident follow-up to the more generic Creep marks... read more on Time Out
Brilliant horror-comedy... the gags are laugh-out-loud.
Splicing comedy and horror, 'Severance' is an amusing and sometimes painfully tense riff on 'Deliverance', populated by stereotypes from 'The Office' or 'The Smoking Room' - Danny Dyer's wideboy loafer, Tim McInnerney's anal boss with his irritating 'manager speak', Toby Stephens' slimy smoothy et al. The film starts slow - and is a little uneven at times - with our motley crew from weapons manufacturer Palisades being coached into the Hungarian wilds for a 'team building' holiday. Unfortunately, events conspire to lead them to the wrong lodge building in the woods... and it all goes downhill from there. Suffice to say, there's not a lot of team building to be had, as our protagonists are 'offed' in increasingly wild and gruesomely wacky ways (some of which will make you laugh out loud or cringe behind your fingers). Standout is one character's death by beheading, where his earlier musings on the ability for the human brain to survive being detached from the body for several minutes are proved, ridiculously and much to his pleasure, as correct. 'Severance' is low-budget stuff, to be frank, and there are occasions when the jokes fall flat, but the tension builds nicely as the lodge eventually becomes surrounded by the shadowy army figures who turn the Palisades' staff weapons against them. If you like survival horror, then this is lean, mean (knife in the anus, anyone?) and sometimes butt-clenchingly funny (check out the scene with the severed leg in the coach fridge...). It's also better than most of the so-called 'gorenography' releases ('Hostel', 'Slither' etc) of late - and it's British!
Started to watch this film and thought at first it was going to be cheesy but it started to get quite scary and there were quirky funny bits in it that I thought were brilliant and broke the scary silence.
I really enjoyed this film!!!!!
Still saving pennies after Christmas? Fear not, because this week brings a wide range of choice in the world of DVDs. Thank You For Smoking is a satirical look at the world of a tobacco company, while Severance is a mix of horror and comedy about an office outing that goes awry. DOA: Dead or Alive is an action-filled adaptation of the successful video game, starring Devon Aoki and ex-Neighbours actress Holly Valance as martial arts competitors who unite against an unlikely foe. Other titles... Read more