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Shoot 'Em Up Reviews

2007

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Shoot 'Em Up is a gritty, fast paced action thriller starring Clive Owen as Mr. Smith; a mysterious loner who teams up with an unlikely ally (Monica Bellucci) in order to protect a newborn baby from a determined hitman (Paul Giamatti) who hunts them throughout the bowels of the city. Read more

Starring	Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti, Greg Bryk
Director	Michael Davis
Genres	Action/Adventure, Thriller

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- A depraved B(ullet) ovie that may not quite be John Woos wet dream, but which is good enough to make the maestro shift uncomfortably in his sleep
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- - Empire
  - 28 Mar 2012 at 03:33
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  - 7
  What?!
  
  Maybe I was just in the wrong mood when I watched this, but 'Shoot 'em up' has got my nod for the worst film of 2007. I probably wouldn't be so ... read more »
  
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  - Colchester
  - 08 Feb 2008 at 19:13
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  Does what it says on the tin...
  
  ... but after 5 minutes you'll be bored witless. Dire acting and ridiculous plot. Avoid.
  
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  - OXON
  - 15 Mar 2012 at 07:53
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  Does what it says on the tin...
  
  ... but after 5 minutes you'll be bored witless. Dire acting and ridiculous plot. Avoid.
  
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  - OXON
  - 15 Mar 2012 at 07:53
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  Better than expected
  
  I expected to hate this but actually found i quite liked it.
  
  Total nonsence of course but it was actually not bad!
  
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  - 02 Mar 2012 at 14:08
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  Comical
  
  Lots of action and bloodshed, but not too believable! The story was ok; it's entertaining and watchable, and comical in places. The acting wasn't too ... read more »
  
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  - Ipswich
  - 30 Jan 2012 at 22:52
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  Witless and nasty when it should have been fun
  
  Shoot 'Em Up does what it says on the tin - over the top, video game style comedy violence. It's aimed firmly at 14 year old boys who aren't likely ... read more »
  
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- - JayLow
  - 87 reviews
  - 08 Dec 2011 at 16:31
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  Bugs Bunny jokes and guns
  
  The plot of 'Shoot em up' revolves around a new born baby, a lactating hooker and a nameless hero who has a penchant for guns and raw carrots. And it is... read more »
  
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  - 03 Dec 2011 at 08:01
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  No no no
  
  It was that bad that I turned it off within 10 mins.
  
  Wants to be a Tarrantino I think, if not and it's trying to spoof, it was bad as a spoof too... read more »
  
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- - Kirdykins
  - 4 reviews
  - 16 Nov 2011 at 22:36
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  Very far fetched
  
  This as got 2 b the most far fetched film i av ever seen totally unbelievable,but kept me gripped till the end
  
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- - a customer
  - 09 Nov 2011 at 22:23
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  shoot em up
  
  I am going to rent this again as I didn't think much of it.looking at other reviews saying it was good maybe i wasn't seeing what they were seeing.
  
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- - dino29
  - 15 reviews
  - Tranent
  - 08 Nov 2011 at 20:48
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  Avoid! What a shame great stars got involved
  
  I am a big fan of Monica Bellucci and Clive Owen but this movie is very disappointing.
  
  Clive Owen plays an avenging white knight but the plot is so ... read more »
  
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  - 21 Oct 2011 at 21:56
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  What?!
  
  Maybe I was just in the wrong mood when I watched this, but 'Shoot 'em up' has got my nod for the worst film of 2007. I probably wouldn't be so ... read more »
  
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  - Colchester
  - 08 Feb 2008 at 19:13
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  I'll Keep It Short
  
  Quite simply the worst film you will ever see.
  
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  - Reading
  - 17 Jan 2008 at 09:19
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  SAY CHEESE !
  
  Ive just watched this film with my girl friend at the cinema and its the cheesiest film ive ever seen and ive seen alot.
  
  The only reason we gave it 1... read more »
  
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- - jono1984
  - 12 reviews
  - Rugby
  - 18 Sep 2007 at 21:10
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  Killing, chasing (and carrots ???)
  
  A pretty reasonable and pacey hour and a half, but despite a reasonable-ish plot, it unfortunately gets lost in a limbo between intended slapstick and serious ... read more »
  
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- - PaulaWestwood
  - 397 reviews
  - Ashton-Under-Lyne
  - 15 Sep 2007 at 20:15
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  Guns. Lots of Guns.
  
  Logic. Reason. Plot. Physics. This film has a blatant disregard for all of these things in favour of sheer violence and bloodshed - and works all the better... read more »
  
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- - Selfy
  - 105 reviews
  - Newcastle upon Tyne
  - 09 Jan 2008 at 20:53
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  Absolutely atrocious
  
  Do NOT waste 80 minutes of your life watching this rubbish.
  
  It doesn't work at any level, I'm afraid.
  
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  - Birmingham
  - 22 Jan 2008 at 20:48
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  It does what it says on the tin!
  
  I have just come back from seeing this film at the cinema. Not your typical choice for a girl to go and see you may think, but any Clive Owen film is good ... read more »
  
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  - Essex
  - 16 Sep 2007 at 21:57
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  Outrageous to say the least
  
  OUTRAGEOUS - its the only word i could say when i came out of the cinema.
  
  its hard to say i loved this as its so far fetcheded, so cheesey, and so ... read more »
  
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  - Bristol
  - 22 Sep 2007 at 17:57
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  Violent comedy
  
  Finally someone has invented the violent comedy genre.
  
  A film with fast paced action. Great acting as ever from Clive Owen, but the film stretches ... read more »
  
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  - Rip
  - Manchester
  - 18 Jun 2008 at 23:13
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  - 2
  Genius
  
  Classic tongue in cheek action from this. Anyone who goes in thinking Clive Owen is up for an oscar and are hoping for gripping plot twists and great scripting ... read more »
  
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- - EdDaly
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  - 17 Jan 2008 at 18:34

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  Shoot 'Em Up is a gritty, fast paced action thriller starring Clive Owen as Mr. Smith; a mysterious loner who teams up with an unlikely ally (Monica Bellucci) in order to protect a newborn baby from a determined hitman (Paul Giamatti) who hunts them throughout the bowels of the city....