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Simon Says Reviews

2006

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When five college friends decide to spend their vacation by a riverside, little do they realise that most of them won't be going home again. Read more

Starring	Crispin Glover, Margo Harshman, Greg Cipes, Carrie Finklea
Director	William Dear
Genres	Horror

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  Utter American Rubbish
  
  This is absolutely one of the worst films in the world. American crap at its best. Completely stupid story line and awful acting.
  
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  - Ken Clarke
  - Northampton
  - 02 Feb 2008 at 22:03
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  Simon Says Don't Bother
  
  This has to be one of the worst films I have ever watched. Cannot believe anyone was ever paid to produce such rubbish!
  
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  - Gloucester
  - 27 Feb 2011 at 14:51
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  Simon says don't bother!
  
  This really is worth the reviews. Absolutely the biggest pile of rubbish that has ever been played on my tv. Seriously don't waste your time and Crispin, ... read more »
  
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- 882016
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  - aliaslucifer
  - 8 reviews
  - Blackpool
  - 10 Apr 2010 at 21:48
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  Simon Says its ~Amazing!
  
  Even though my name Emma and not Simon, I am actually considering changing it, just so I can make bad puns about the awesomeness of this film.
  
  If you... read more »
  
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  - Derby
  - 07 Dec 2009 at 16:01
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  Not worth a watch!!
  
  Oh dear, not a good film to watch, terrible acting! I fell asleep half way through.
  
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  - England
  - 27 Aug 2009 at 09:57
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  Not worth a watch!!
  
  Oh dear, not a good film to watch, terrible acting! I fell asleep half way through.
  
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  - England
  - 27 Aug 2009 at 09:56
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  How did this make it off the cutting room floor!!
  
  A very poor film, bad storyline, bad plot, infact bad everything !!! Avoid wasting your time on this 1 !!!
  
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  - Chesterfield
  - 17 Aug 2009 at 10:45
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  Knew what was coming
  
  predicatable but good for a laugh and worth a watch.Who says??? SIMON does,but watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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- - SuperSaint
  - 234 reviews
  - Market Harborough
  - 07 May 2009 at 09:39
- - 0
  - 0
  This is not a horror, it's a comedy!
  
  Poor acting, poor plot, poor poor poor!!
  
  Get some beers in and settle down to have a good laugh as thats all this film is good for.
  
  If you... read more »
  
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- - Tr1k5
  - 2 reviews
  - Norwich
  - 04 May 2009 at 18:12
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  Rubbish film
  
  Very poor film, very predictable. Better off watching Wrong Turn or The Hills have eyes
  
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  - London
  - 02 Apr 2009 at 13:47
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  Simon Says don 't bother with this film!
  
  Terrible,ridiculous,poor.....
  
  It was so bad,I had to watch it til the end!
  
  I really wouldn't wouldn't bother,paint drying more ... read more »
  
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  - Rickmansworth
  - 01 Apr 2009 at 12:04
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- - 24
  - 1
  Utter American Rubbish
  
  This is absolutely one of the worst films in the world. American crap at its best. Completely stupid story line and awful acting.
  
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- 521199
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Ken Clarke
  - Northampton
  - 02 Feb 2008 at 22:03
- - 7
  - 0
  good watch thriller
  
  Couldnt find much on tv only repeats and thougth give it go and turned out better than thought. Good double acting, stanley is a bit creepy.... turn you lights ... read more »
  
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- - kiwikat
  - 22 reviews
  - Lockleaze
  - 01 Feb 2008 at 11:11
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  Simon Says
  
  Complete and utter TOILET!
  
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- - MC
  - Leicester
  - 07 Apr 2008 at 11:22
- - 3
  - 1
  omg its terrible!!!!
  
  Only one thing to say about this film....... Wot were they thinking????? omg it is easily the worst film i have ever watched!!!! Please dont waste your time on... read more »
  
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- - chartiffjess
  - 1 review
  - Gillingham
  - 02 May 2008 at 17:59
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  Speechless
  
  Words fail me! Everything about this film was amateur. Bad editing, dreadful 'acting'. Ludicrously contrived plot, which has been done so many times ... read more »
  
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  - Northern Ireland
  - 16 May 2008 at 08:39
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  Simon says don't bother!
  
  This really is worth the reviews. Absolutely the biggest pile of rubbish that has ever been played on my tv. Seriously don't waste your time and Crispin, ... read more »
  
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- 882016
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  - aliaslucifer
  - 8 reviews
  - Blackpool
  - 10 Apr 2010 at 21:48
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  brilliant
  
  this was a very good film, good
  
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  - Boston
  - 16 Apr 2008 at 21:08
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  A VERY STRANGE FILM
  
  You have two demented brothers who are crazy pyschopathic killers.
  
  Might seem a little low budget production at times with acting,but overall it was ... read more »
  
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  - COVENTRY
  - 23 Apr 2008 at 15:52
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  Not worth a watch!!
  
  Oh dear, not a good film to watch, terrible acting! I fell asleep half way through.
  
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  - England
  - 27 Aug 2009 at 09:57
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  Simon Says Don't Bother
  
  This has to be one of the worst films I have ever watched. Cannot believe anyone was ever paid to produce such rubbish!
  
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  - Gloucester
  - 27 Feb 2011 at 14:51

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