Simon Says Reviews

Utter American Rubbish

This is absolutely one of the worst films in the world. American crap at its best. Completely stupid story line and awful acting.

[Highly rated reviewer]

good watch thriller

Couldnt find much on tv only repeats and thougth give it go and turned out better than thought. Good double acting, stanley is a bit creepy.... turn you lights down low and enjoy the evening.

Simon Says

Complete and utter TOILET!

omg its terrible!!!!

Only one thing to say about this film....... Wot were they thinking????? omg it is easily the worst film i have ever watched!!!! Please dont waste your time on this, theres one place it belongs and that is in the bin!!!!!

brilliant

this was a very good film, good

A VERY STRANGE FILM

You have two demented brothers who are crazy pyschopathic killers.

Might seem a little low budget production at times with acting,but overall it was one hell of a film.

There is part where SIMON has rigged up a farm cart with a device to fire pickaxes at people,and when they start dodging the pickaxes being catapulted from this thing,i found it one of the best scenes i'd scene.

Its a good horry film.If you like CHAINSAW MASSACRE,SAW,NO WRONG TURN in follows in a similar light to them with unexpected turns and sick murders throughout.

Wouldn't say it was expecially scary,more of an action/horror i guess.

Speechless

Words fail me! Everything about this film was amateur. Bad editing, dreadful 'acting'. Ludicrously contrived plot, which has been done so many times before and better. Even the presence of Bruce Glover in a small role shows us how far he has fallen since 'Diamonds Are Forever'.

As one character put it in another film 'I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie'

Avoid!!!

Simon Says

If anything, I thought this movie was funny. This was because it was so predictable and was the common ' american horror.. group of friends go to woods to camp, serial killer kills them one by one. ' But overall, it was an okish movie.

simon say's no

no no no no god no this has to be the worst film ever made and i have watched open water bad acting, bad casting just bad everything please people don't i found my self forwarding to the end just so the movie was over ahhhh

simon says

not as bad as people say it is . turn off the brain ( it is a slasher movie after all ) and enjoy the gore and the ride , plot makes little sense ( slaher movie - do they ever ? ) but who cares its not going to win an oscar ,slasher movies arent called '' no brainers '' for nothing .

enjoy but dont eat while you watch if sreaamish at sight of blood , cos there's plenty .