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Small Soldiers Reviews

1998 Certificate 12
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  • 60
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A toy company believes it is onto something when it employs the latest government military technology in a series of action figures, enabling them to talk. They underestimate the power of the special micro chips they've employed, however, as the two opposing sides of the toy line start thinking for themselves and engaging in .. Read more

Starring Kirsten Dunst, Jay Mohr, Phil Hartman, Kevin Dunn
Director Joe Dante
Genres Action/Adventure, Thriller

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  • Critics' reviews (6) of Small Soldiers

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  • 3 stars out of 5

    Action Man-type figures fitted with deadly microprocessors go on menacing manoeuvres in this Gremlins-meets-Toy Story war fantasy from director Joe Dante, which takes a long time setting up its simple premise but is worth the wait. The movie's slick professionalism and technical brilliance keep the awkward mixture of mirth and mayhem from becoming too uncomfortable an experience. Crafty nods to classic war films such as Patton, the creepy Gwendy doll sequence and the GI Joes being voiced by the likes of Tommy Lee Jones, Ernest Borgnine and Bruce Dern also help maintain the interest for adults as well as youngsters. Yet this mix of technology-run-amok and children's nightmare sometimes takes belief a bridge too far.

    • Radio Times
  • 1 stars out of 4

    A quirky satire on militarism and big business, overwhelmed by its own technological prowess in creating lifelike toys that caricature a liking for violence.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • This gung-ho kids' flick blends live action with computer-generated imagery to arrive at Toy Story with a body count -... read more on Time Out

    • Time Out
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Small Soldiers

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  • 4 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Surprisingly violent

    Not violent in a blood-spattered way, but if you're expecting something like Toy Story, be warned. The plot's fairly straightforward - over-engineered toys go on the rampage after getting military chips put into them.

    I was expecting something a bit watered down and kid-friendly, but was pleasantly surprised - this is rated 12 but must have skated relatively close to a 15, especially towards the end when the 'good' toys and some people are trapped in a house by the war-mongering toys, being attacked by a variety of fairly lethal weaponry.

    Acting and effects are up to scratch - nice to see the late great Phil Hartman in person, rather than just hearing his voice (he was a regular in the Simpsons until his untimely death in 1998). The traditional 'no-one believes the kid' plot is kept to a minimum too, which is always good.

    Overall, definitely worth a watch, but it does get relatively intense towards the end (note 'relatively' - won't give adults nightmares, but some children might not be happy).

      • Jon Sandys from Woking, UK
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    small soldiers

    quite entertaining for a movie about dolls. Enjoyed

      • A customer from edinburgh
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Boys toys

    My son loves this film. Great for boys, my daughter was not so keen.

    Basically 'Action Man' meets 'Toy Story' and a battle ensues.

      • A customer from West Midlands
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Small Soldiers

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  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Boys toys

    My son loves this film. Great for boys, my daughter was not so keen.

    Basically 'Action Man' meets 'Toy Story' and a battle ensues.

      • A customer from West Midlands
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    small soldiers

    quite entertaining for a movie about dolls. Enjoyed

      • A customer from edinburgh
  • 4 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    Surprisingly violent

    Not violent in a blood-spattered way, but if you're expecting something like Toy Story, be warned. The plot's fairly straightforward - over-engineered toys go on the rampage after getting military chips put into them.

    I was expecting something a bit watered down and kid-friendly, but was pleasantly surprised - this is rated 12 but must have skated relatively close to a 15, especially towards the end when the 'good' toys and some people are trapped in a house by the war-mongering toys, being attacked by a variety of fairly lethal weaponry.

    Acting and effects are up to scratch - nice to see the late great Phil Hartman in person, rather than just hearing his voice (he was a regular in the Simpsons until his untimely death in 1998). The traditional 'no-one believes the kid' plot is kept to a minimum too, which is always good.

    Overall, definitely worth a watch, but it does get relatively intense towards the end (note 'relatively' - won't give adults nightmares, but some children might not be happy).

      • Jon Sandys from Woking, UK
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    small soldiers

    quite entertaining for a movie about dolls. Enjoyed

      • A customer from edinburgh
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Boys toys

    My son loves this film. Great for boys, my daughter was not so keen.

    Basically 'Action Man' meets 'Toy Story' and a battle ensues.

      • A customer from West Midlands
  • 2 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    too scary for mine

    Ordered this for my 6 year old but had to turn it off as he found it too scary! Wasn't watching it myself so can't comment from a parent angle.

      • A customer from Somerset, England
  • Rated - 3 stars

    For both adults and children to enjoy

    I've seen this film with my eldest who is now 15. We watched it again with his brothers and sisters. Once again this film had us watching right to the very end.

    Fantastic story and excellent characters.

    I would highly recommend this to adults and children.

      • Deborah Miller from Arbroath, Angus, Scotland
  • Rated - 3 stars

    A bit average

    I did enjoy the film most of the time, a couple of times I found it dragged a little bit. I probably wouldn't allow younger children to watch this, perhaps from the age of 10 upwards may be more suitable.

      • A customer from Leicester, England
  • Rated - 3 stars

    SMALL SOLDIERS GREAT CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT.

    In this film the toys come to life, aimed at the younger generation 'Small Soldiers' offers great entertainment. Special Effects are super and everything looks so realistic. Keeps the children happy.

      • Cornetto from Lancaster
  • Rated - 4 stars

    small soldiers

    grate fun for the kid on a sunday afternoon

      • A customer from Nottingham
  • Rated - 3 stars

    small solders!

    quite good kids movie! my son loved it!

    • yoda
      • yoda from Newcastle Emlyn
  • 0 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    enjoyable.

    i thought that the talking toys and the way they were fighting each other might scare my youngest, however the affect was quite the opposite.

    both my children lover this movie and i did also.

      • James#50 from MARCH
  • Critics' reviews (6)

  • 3 stars out of 5

    Action Man-type figures fitted with deadly microprocessors go on menacing manoeuvres in this Gremlins-meets-Toy Story war fantasy from director Joe Dante, which takes a long time setting up its simple premise but is worth the wait. The movie's slick professionalism and technical brilliance keep the awkward mixture of mirth and mayhem from becoming too uncomfortable an experience. Crafty nods to classic war films such as Patton, the creepy Gwendy doll sequence and the GI Joes being voiced by the likes of Tommy Lee Jones, Ernest Borgnine and Bruce Dern also help maintain the interest for adults as well as youngsters. Yet this mix of technology-run-amok and children's nightmare sometimes takes belief a bridge too far.

    • Radio Times
  • 1 stars out of 4

    A quirky satire on militarism and big business, overwhelmed by its own technological prowess in creating lifelike toys that caricature a liking for violence.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • This gung-ho kids' flick blends live action with computer-generated imagery to arrive at Toy Story with a body count -... read more on Time Out

    • Time Out
  • "...The voice talent here is extraordinary....The figures themselves are impressive accomplishments..."

    • New York Times
  • "...First-rate special effects..."

    • USA Today
  • "...Striking effects..."

    • Sight and Sound

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