Snakes On A Train
2006
Having been cursed, a woman is slowly being eaten by snakes from within her body. Her only hope of recovery is a mystic medicine man who's the other side of the border. With time running out, the woman boards a train bound for L.A. and her fellow passengers are heading for hell! Read more
| Starring | Alby Castro, Julia Ruiz, Amelia Jackson-Gray, Shannon Gayle |
|---|---|
| Director | The Mallachi Brothers |
| Genres | Horror |
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Snakes On A Train
Having been cursed, a woman is slowly being eaten by snakes from within her body. Her only hope of recovery is a mystic medicine man who's the other side of the border. With time running out, the woman boards a train bound for L.A. and her fellow passengers are heading for hell!
| Starring | Alby Castro, Julia Ruiz, Amelia Jackson-Gray, Shannon Gayle |
|---|---|
| Director | The Mallachi Brothers |
| Studio | LIGHTHOUSE DVD DISTRIBUTION |
| Run time | DVD: 1 hr 31 mins |
| Certificate | |
| Genres | Horror |
| Language | DVD: English |
| Released | DVD: 04 Dec 2006 Production year: 2006 |
| Format | DVD |
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11 out of 14 people found this review helpful
What Train? Thomas The Tank Engine?
I've rented a lot of films, but this is one of the worst I've ever seen, ever rented, ever made. BAD camera work, BAD background music, BAD acting, BAD set, BAD effects, BAD lighting, BAD storyline... just BAD BAD BAD in every way shape and form.
I would not have invested one pound in this movie which is more Hollyoaks than Hollywood. Thomas The Tank Engine moves faster than this train.
Do not rent this movie under any circumstances unless ofcourse you fancy nothing better than spending a crap night in (after such a hard week at work).
Thankfully, everybody agrees with me so far.....
MINUS 100000 STARS from me! Utter crap -
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8 out of 9 people found this review helpful
O dear god!
This has got to be one of the worst films I've seen this year. About halfway through we got bored waiting for everyone to die and watched it on fast forward. It does have the most stupendously ridiculous ending though - incredibly funny but some very badly done CGI. If you do decide to waste and hour and a bit of your life with this, don't watch the trailer first - it's basically the full film in 30 seconds. Or alternatively, just watch the trailer and spend the time pulling out your toenails - it'd be more fulfilling!
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Having been cursed, a woman is slowly being eaten by snakes from within her body. Her only hope of recovery is a mystic medicine man who's the other side of the border. With time running out, the ... -