Awful, Awful, Awful!
, 27 Aug 2012
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And its with a very heavy heart that I start this feature. I think I've seen two of the previous instalments and they have been absolutely awful!
'For their punishment Zeus gave them women!'
When she says Zeus, it sounds like, 'Zoos!'
I'm just wondering if this movie bears any relation to any of the previous?!
I think that Miranda was in the previous films.
Why does Miranda even change into a monster?! - Absolutely no explanation is given!
So this guy that Miranda lives with seems to be a doctor (Uncle Tom) or something and has a close relationship with her.
'Yes and no.'
'You only think you remember.'
So far this seems to be more interesting than just the action packed predecessors, (its got more of a storyline which explains what is going on). That said I'm still not jumping for joy watching it!
'You've never opened that book in your life!'
So who is the mysterious Forbes Maguire?!
And a flying Nun??!
Their eyes are really scary! (Special contact lenses I guess!)
I don't really see what the point of this film is!
So Miranda is dying of old age?! - Doesn't exactly look old!
Goodness this is so boring!
'No way I won't be a party to a murder.' - A bit too late for that Miranda!
'Do you want to save her or not?!'
'Stop wasting time!'
Its got the premise of Frankenstein.
I guess I have a vague level of curioristy in the film's plot.
Miranda seems to have changed!
'I'm gonna go live.'
Is Maguire Australian or English?!
And surprisingly Miranda disappears!
It looks like the last half an hour is going to be more exciting than the first one hour, (the case with a lot of films!)
I wonder just how people think up storylines like this?!
- I thought the other Alien wouldn't be dead!
She falls pregnant, which I guess is logical.
I do like some sci fi, but I just don't get on with this for some reason.
'Thanks for giving me life.'
It could only end the way it did end.
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