Superman III

If you want to revisit films you can't really remember as a kid, keep it that way when it comes to this film!!

In short:

-Louis goes to another country for most of the film

-Mr White gets a new lottery machine

-Jimmy gets a broken left leg

-Clark somehow gets away with writing about a school reunion in Smallville for a Metropolis newspaper!! slow day for news!!

-Richard prior goes from: unemployed no-hoper to world wide computer hacker to unemployed superman lover

-Superman pushes the tower of Pisa straight HA, HA

-Superman fights himself

-Superman goes back to put the tower of Pisa back to its original wonky state.

Low points of the film:

The Intro, Acting, storyline, special effects, cast and script

Broken down:

Intro: Like a very bad ATTEMPT... at Naked Gun humour but ill conceived, badly choreographed, badly acted (see below also) and most importantly NOT FUNNY

Acting: no sign of reactive style acting at all, at one point in the film Jimmy goes into a cordoned off area surrounded by firemen and police, and hardly anyone notices, those that do, don't care!

Storyline:

No-hoper-to-computer-hacker Gus (Richard Pryor) joins forces with his boss to try and control Columbia's coffee industry and the worlds oil. the first from a banks main computer in Smallville, far fetched much!! Later using another basic computer to create the chemical makeup of Kryptonite.

Special Effects:

Easily the worst of all Superman films. Stupid fast flowing backgrounds for in-flights. 60s style monster/zombie costumes at the end.

Cast:

Richard Pryor is/was great, but he should never have appeared in this s**t. Lana Lang is just as dull and annoying as in the series Smallville 20 years later but not as hot. You can't make a decent superman film without Lex Luther and Louis Lane.