Tango and Cash

Tango and cash . An average action film , this is the most worst storyline ever but its an classic 80s film everything is good the acting, humour, characters and its worth a watch this is two good duo actors in a mindless piece of entertainment far better than cobra . Great popcorn entertainment . 15 certificate this films 18 but it should be 15 for / strong language , and sexual content / voilence .

It really is one of the silliest nonsensical films I have ever seen. Completely unbelievable from start to finish & some of the worst acting ever committed to film.

Nostalgia can be a great thing. I watch movies like ‘The Goonies’, or ‘Star Wars’, or ‘Hook’, and I get nostalgic and it feels great. Nostalgia can also turn out to be very misleading and delusive. This is pretty much exactly how I felt as I endured an hour and forty-five minutes of ‘Tango & Cash’.

For those of you lucky enough to not have seen it, it’s about Tango (Stallone) and Cash (Russell), two of the best cops on the force, who also happen to be extremely competitive and hateful of each other. When they’re framed for a murder, they are forced to pair up and find the real culprit.

There’s nothing original about the story. Its standard odd couple material, the sort of plot you’d expect from an action comedy (I use that term loosely) in the eighties. But, basically, there’s nothing original about anything in the movie. It’s all cookie-cutter stuff, with not an ounce of originality. The acting, the characters, the storyline, the action scenes – it’s all so predictable and boring.

Probably the one decent thing about the movie is Sylvester Stallone. We all know Kurt Russell has the comic timing but, at that point in his career, Stallone hadn’t really gone all-out with comedy. Here, he gets to quip those one-liners usually reserved for the Schwartzneggers of the world. He does a valiant job, and it’s fun to see. Teri Hatcher’s there, nobody cares. The legendary Jack Palance is there, and nobody cares.

My vivid memory of ‘Tango & Cash’ is a scene where Stallone stops an oncoming lorry simply by standing in front of it and refusing to move. I always get really nostalgic about that sequence. What I’d forgotten was that it’s literally the first scene of the movie and, more importantly, I’d forgotten how bad the movie actually is. I really wish I hadn’t forgotten.

this film is not too bad you'll love it better if your a fan of cops and robbers

still good stuff and action throughout tho