|Starring:||Jess Weixler, Paul Galvan, Julia Garro, Ashley Springer, Hale Appleman, John Hensley, Josh Pais, Trent Moore|
|Run time:||1 hour 33 minutes|
|Rental release:||13 Oct 2008|
By Tom Charity from LOVEFiLM
CAREFUL, GOOD GIRLS CAN BITE. Teeth is a story of sexual awakening like you've never seen before.
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crypto-gyno-zoology!By a customer from the bargain bin , 13 May 2008
[Highly rated reviewer]Brimming with cheap laughs, cheap shocks, cheap thrills and cheap special effects, Teeth is the cautionary tale of the ultimate good-girl-gone-bad; a pretty young bible-bashing virgin who discovers that her vagina has teeth. You heard-she discovers that her VAGINA has TEETH. I would have loved to have been in the boardroom when that concept was being mulled over- and would like very much to go out for a pint with whatever sick puppy approved it. It's unbelieveable barrel-scrapingness is precisely what makes it so entertaining, to watch it with a group of people is a joy. You never actually get to SEE the carnivourous 'vagina dentata' but you do get to see quite a lot of it's stumpy victims. Suffice to say, I'd hate to be a guy watching this! I am over the moon to discover it's based on a Japanese film called 'kiraa pusshii' and will be relentlessly pouncing on bargain bins until I find it. Teeth is not going to win any aawards, but for schlock value alone I give it a 3. Does she floss? You'll only find out if you give it a go!
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Strangely EnjoyableBy JBourne (63 reviews) from Dorset , 04 Jul 2013
THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS Show review anywayHideI hate to admit it but I actually enjoyed this film. It's weird and quirky and quite funny in places and the whole concept is quite bizarre. If you do not take this film too seriously you will enjoy it more. My only disappointment was that I was hoping that her bad boy 'brother' would turn out to be the hero because he'd always loved her and that he would change his ways. Unfortunately she was out for revenge so it was never meant to be. Funniest part is the scene with the rottweiler - that dog was obviously hungry - bad dog!!
Fisting GynoBy Jeph (4 reviews) , 06 Nov 2012Haha, dreadful film really, but a must watch if you enjoy wierd s**t like human centipede - do gyno's really use all 4 fingers to exam a lady?!?
Very strangeBy Tilly29 (16 reviews) , 06 Jul 2012To be fair I had heard about this film and was intrigued as the idea sounded ridiculous. I think the writers tried out a new idea and I wouldn't say for me it was my kind of film but it actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Crazy CrazyBy oceansized (42 reviews) from Exeter , 30 Jun 2012
THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS Show review anywayHideQuite honestly, I zipped quite a few parts of this film as it was pretty boring! Thought when it started it was made in the 70's! There are some funny parts, and you are left wondering how these 'actors' kept a straight face. BUT, the face on the old guy at the end made the film worth a watch, really did make me laugh!
A cautionary tale - nicely doneBy PopcornMuncher (59 reviews) from London , 19 May 2012I really liked this film. While it's not 'scarey', it does leave you (well, men anyway) protectively cradling your 'parts' whenever a guy goes near the leading lady!
To me the film should be viewed in the same darkly comically spirit it was written & made. Much in the way that Drag Me To Hell or Cabin Fever - there's that 'teasing' method of film making where you know somethings going to happen but not exactly when, and when it does happen it happens with macabre relish.
A deserved 3 and a half stars
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