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The Baby and the Battleship Reviews

1956 Certificate
  • Rated:
  • 70
  • from 28 members

After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, able Seaman, Knocker White, finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is .. Read more

Starring John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Lisa Gastoni, Sarah Miles
Director Joseph Losey, Jay Lewis, Roy Boulting
Genres Drama

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  • Critics' reviews of The Baby and the Battleship

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  • Simple-minded lower decks farce, with lots of confusion and cooing over the baby, but not much to laugh at.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • Most helpful members' reviews (2) of The Baby and the Battleship

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  • Rated - 3 stars

    A Good Quality Romp.

    A very British comedy with a talented cast, many of whom were destined to go on and make successful careers. Well worth watching for the acting alone. It has many of the elements that made the 'Carry-On's' so popular without the crass slapstick! The plot is almost believable.

  • Rated - 3 stars

    Fun

    If you like John Mills then you'll enjoy this. At times I laughed out loud.

      • A customer from East Grinstead
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of The Baby and the Battleship

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  • Rated - 3 stars

    A Good Quality Romp.

    A very British comedy with a talented cast, many of whom were destined to go on and make successful careers. Well worth watching for the acting alone. It has many of the elements that made the 'Carry-On's' so popular without the crass slapstick! The plot is almost believable.

  • Rated - 3 stars

    Fun

    If you like John Mills then you'll enjoy this. At times I laughed out loud.

      • A customer from East Grinstead
  • Rated - 3 stars

    A Good Quality Romp.

    A very British comedy with a talented cast, many of whom were destined to go on and make successful careers. Well worth watching for the acting alone. It has many of the elements that made the 'Carry-On's' so popular without the crass slapstick! The plot is almost believable.

  • Rated - 3 stars

    Fun

    If you like John Mills then you'll enjoy this. At times I laughed out loud.

      • A customer from East Grinstead
  • Critics' reviews

  • Simple-minded lower decks farce, with lots of confusion and cooing over the baby, but not much to laugh at.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide

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    • The Baby and the Battleship
      After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, able Seaman, Knocker White, finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding ...

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