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    C movie 'heaven'

    Hi kitsch. Joan looks fabulous. The Hoff wearing more make-up than her and playing 'gay' . Fabulous costumes for Joan and glitzy jewels. Telly Savallas ... read more »

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    Hi kitsch. Joan looks fabulous. The Hoff wearing more make-up than her and playing 'gay' . Fabulous costumes for Joan and glitzy jewels. Telly Savallas ... read more »

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    Waste of time

    This film was badly written, poorly directed and the acting was wooden. What a waste of time and celluloid. We gave up after half an hour. We couldn't ... read more »

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