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The Hamiltons Reviews

2006

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The Hamiltons seem to be the picture-perfect American family. They are hardworking community members; giving to their local charities, attending town hall meetings and always respectful of their neighbors...except for the fact that they usually end up killing them. Read more

Starring	Cory Knauf, Samuel Child, Joseph McKelheer, Mackenzie Firgens
Director	The Butcher Brothers, The Burther Brothers
Genres	Horror

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- - 46
  - 5
  give it a miss
  
  its got a promising start but the whole movie is kinda lame... not worth watching... has a tv series feeling to it and that too not a good one
  
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- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - neelxxshb
  - 285 reviews
  - london
  - 04 Jul 2007 at 20:07
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- - 1
  - 0
  I'd rather perform self-surgery on my own TESTICLES before watching that tripe again
  
  Not even worth HALF a star.
  
  Slow, sh*tty and one for the bin. No wonder I'd never heard of it before....
  
  Its like someone left a ... read more »
  
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- - vanilla_quiff
  - 284 reviews
  - Gatwick, England
  - 23 Oct 2011 at 20:32
- - 0
  - 1
  Worth a watch
  
  Worth a watch. Be patient and you will enjoy it. Good acting, even the minor roles. The follow up should be worth a look.
  
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- 1025727
- - Cmvamp
  - 2 reviews
  - 05 Aug 2011 at 19:42
- - 0
  - 1
  GREAT MOVIE
  
  great movie i was hooked all the way through it
  
  also a good ending
  
  well worth it if you like horror movies
  
  you have to see this... read more »
  
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- 1009036
- - a customer
  - 24 Jun 2011 at 01:03
- - 0
  - 1
  Utter utter RUBBISH
  
  Dont bother watching this film. Absolute waste of 2 hours of your life. Its slow, its boring and stupid beyond belief
  
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- 1006529
- - a customer
  - 18 Jun 2011 at 18:16
- - 1
  - 1
  Really Boring!
  
  Really disappointing film. I struggled to watch until the end, but had anything more interesting been on TV I would have given up after half an hour!!
  
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- 1002991
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  - 87 reviews
  - London
  - 10 Jun 2011 at 11:37
- - 0
  - 0
  not so scary
  
  a new take on horror felt like it was missing the fear tho. and the dragged out to a strange ending
  
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- - tomomontana
  - 8 reviews
  - Crewe
  - 21 Apr 2011 at 18:56
- - 0
  - 0
  the hamiltons
  
  im sure that i keep getting really rubbish films sent to me! this film was terrible, just as bad as isolation and i feel asleep through this film aswell as it ... read more »
  
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- - Icklebabymanda
  - 4 reviews
  - Brighton
  - 02 Mar 2011 at 18:33
- - 0
  - 0
  The Hamiltons
  
  I thought this movie was ok. It did go on a bit. I am more into horror/thriller which this film fell under neither genre. To be honest I have seen better, but ... read more »
  
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  - CazM
  - 4 reviews
  - Northern Ireland
  - 31 Oct 2010 at 01:52
- - 3
  - 0
  Forget It!
  
  Bearly managed to get to the end!! Just wanted to find out secret but it wasn't worth it. Poor acting, poor storyline. Not worth bothering with.
  
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- - Ruthless2007
  - 2 reviews
  - London
  - 19 Aug 2010 at 13:06
- - 2
  - 0
  The Hamiltons
  
  Thought it was ok, a'bit silly at times. Didn't get much of the storyline and the acting was really rubbish. I wont be watching the second one.
  
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- - a customer
  - wolverhampton
  - 11 Jun 2010 at 20:45
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- - 46
  - 5
  give it a miss
  
  its got a promising start but the whole movie is kinda lame... not worth watching... has a tv series feeling to it and that too not a good one
  
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- 455710
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  - neelxxshb
  - 285 reviews
  - london
  - 04 Jul 2007 at 20:07
- - 18
  - 0
  Poor is not the word
  
  Rented this out from local shop and thought it was good from the cover,believe me never judge a book by it's cover was meant for this film.
  
  ... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - Norfolk, England
  - 15 Jul 2007 at 17:11
- - 15
  - 1
  Hamiltons academical
  
  The Hamiltons seems to be an attempt at a kitchen sink horror film , sort of like Ken Loach directing Blair Witch though it’s ends up more like Ken Barlow... read more »
  
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- - Northernsky
  - 318 reviews
  - Halifax
  - 01 Oct 2007 at 20:47
- - 8
  - 1
  trash
  
  this is the worst film i have seen this year! sorry the last ten years; complete rubbish from start to finish
  
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- 460955
- - paul gardiner
  - bournemouth
  - 25 Jul 2007 at 09:46
- - 6
  - 1
  Very different
  
  I was quite surprised by the number of bad reviews for this. After trawling through teams of low budget horror films, this really stood out as something a bit ... read more »
  
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- - Sam Thomas
  - Manchester
  - 26 Sep 2007 at 16:11
- - 5
  - 0
  not bad for an indy flick!
  
  Alot of reviewers have slated this film and I really can't work out why!
  
  It's not amazing. But, as an indipendant film i'll take this ... read more »
  
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- - onion
  - 271 reviews
  - south
  - 11 Dec 2008 at 04:05
- - 4
  - 0
  Nothing new
  
  Half-arsed rework on the vampire theme. I quite liked the style of filming but the whole thing is ruined by the predictable and un-original theme. Would have ... read more »
  
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- 514704
- - a customer
  - Egham
  - 18 Jan 2008 at 13:47
- - 3
  - 0
  Painfully Predictable!
  
  Within a few minutes of watching this drab, I figured out the twist! This movie is a waste of time to watch, give it a miss.
  
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- 469192
- - a customer
  - SW London
  - 25 Aug 2007 at 16:59
- - 3
  - 0
  Average Thiller/Horror.
  
  This film has faired quite badly in most of the reviews here, which I think are on the whole overly harsh. This isn't the greatest film ever made, but for ... read more »
  
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- - 4321
  - 10 reviews
  - Bristol
  - 18 Nov 2007 at 22:15
- - 3
  - 0
  Amazing
  
  this is superb
  
  amazing story line
  
  brillaint SFX
  
  a few sexy bits as well
  
  plenty of twists and turns to keep u on your... read more »
  
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- 529426
- - mizzen
  - 5 reviews
  - Ware
  - 21 Feb 2008 at 17:41

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  The Hamiltons seem to be the picture-perfect American family. They are hardworking community members; giving to their local charities, attending town hall meetings and always respectful of their neighbors...except for the fact that they usually end up killing them....