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The Keeper Reviews

2009

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Tough L.A. cop Roland Sallinger (Seagal) is betrayed by his partner during a stake out, and left for dead – but Roland is still breathing when the ambulance arrives. A year later, he’s still recovering from his ordeal and has been forced into retirement from the squad. Meanwhile in Bucharest, Romanian police chief Constantin .. Read more

Starring	Steven Seagal, Luce Rains, Jessica Williams, Kisha Sierra
Director	Keoni Waxman
Genres	Action/Adventure, Thriller

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  Fat SeaGull
  
  I've always thought Seagal’s fighting was never meant for the big screen. Sure he may be tough and I would never fight him but watching a guy fighting ... read more »
  
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  - Birmingham
  - 27 Oct 2009 at 14:13
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  The Keeper
  
  Typical Steven Seagul cheese his acting hasn'timproved with age and neither has his plastic surgery. Ok if nothing better to watch
  
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- - Caspall
  - 325 reviews
  - Portsmouth
  - 11 Aug 2011 at 16:38
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  good ok
  
  not his best film but as allways good to watch,he never lets u donw even wend is not that good,cant wait for whats next
  
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  - 22 May 2011 at 15:43
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  Great film
  
  As always another gr8 Seagal film, he never has a bad one. Always watch his films over and over. well done SS
  
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- - Stevef
  - 6 reviews
  - Scotland
  - 12 Nov 2010 at 15:26
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  The Keeper
  
  The usual fare to be expected,good versus evil with, as usual, evil being defeated. However saying that, it was quite engrossing and keeps the interest upto the... read more »
  
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  - home
  - 14 Oct 2010 at 23:44
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  the keeper
  
  excellent, steve seagal at his best, acting excellent. Would watch again. Good from start to end. not doing bad for a man in his 50's.
  
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- - champs
  - 89 reviews
  - bridlington
  - 07 Sep 2010 at 19:17
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  Simply Seagal
  
  This is one of Steven Seagal's vehicles. If you don't like the sort of films he makes then you shouldn't rent them out, it's as simple as that. ... read more »
  
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- - EvertonDave
  - 43 reviews
  - Prescot
  - 19 Jul 2010 at 18:23
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  predictable same old
  
  although a good film, you kind of knew what was coming and was quite like alot of other films weve all seen before-and classic seagal.
  
  would ... read more »
  
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- - ditey
  - 3 reviews
  - bristol
  - 03 Jun 2010 at 11:31
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  The Keeper
  
  Couldn't hear what anyone was saying, the dialogue being quiet, but surround noise extra loud.... the worst acting ever - were they all wearing prosthetic ... read more »
  
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  - london
  - 24 May 2010 at 09:09
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  Is it me?
  
  I read the synopsis about the police chief in Bucharest etc and I think I must have watched a different film!
  
  The friend with a kidnapped daughter ... read more »
  
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- - Colin99
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  - Dagenham
  - 20 May 2010 at 10:55
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  Seagal 58
  
  Yes, I hope and wish that some of the other reviewers can do some of the moves at 58 years that Steven Seagal still keeps us entertained with today. His story ... read more »
  
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  - Princes Risborough
  - 06 May 2010 at 13:11
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  Fat SeaGull
  
  I've always thought Seagal’s fighting was never meant for the big screen. Sure he may be tough and I would never fight him but watching a guy fighting ... read more »
  
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  - BalG
  - 40 reviews
  - Birmingham
  - 27 Oct 2009 at 14:13
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  silly seagal..
  
  i cant believe, good actor like steven trying to protect a party girl as a bodyguard?? very cheap film and a strory!
  
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- - shiro25
  - 3 reviews
  - Edgware
  - 14 Nov 2009 at 20:52
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  Tedious
  
  Mr Seagal is getting slow and boring - I could only watch the first half of this film before switching it off!
  
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  - Birmingham
  - 14 Nov 2009 at 17:14
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  No Subtitles
  
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  There are no subtitles and being very deaf, I could not understand the dialogue, so it might be a very good film, but I stopped it after 10mins.
  
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  - Peterborough
  - 15 Mar 2010 at 21:50
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  Seagal 58
  
  Yes, I hope and wish that some of the other reviewers can do some of the moves at 58 years that Steven Seagal still keeps us entertained with today. His story ... read more »
  
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  - Princes Risborough
  - 06 May 2010 at 13:11
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  Not his best!
  
  This movie was very slow paced - Plus it lacked the usual kick ass scenes.
  
  Overall, not very good
  
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  - Brentwood
  - 26 Feb 2010 at 20:31
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  Poor film
  
  I had to turn this film off after 35 mins as I still did not know what the film was about. Bad acting, poor story. A real dissapointment. Maybe a 12 year old (... read more »
  
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- - D5Tweddle
  - 6 reviews
  - Bristol
  - 01 Mar 2010 at 11:58
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  Sad Seagal
  
  Predictable film lots of holding hands in front of himself (Steve Seagal) not quite as bad with the weird bits but done in a strange fashion as if he just ... read more »
  
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  - Tileman
  - 68 reviews
  - liverpool
  - 03 Mar 2010 at 19:53
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  The Keeper
  
  Not one of his best. Age is decidedly getting the better of him. Love most of his films but this isn't one of them. Sorry Steven.
  
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- - piglets
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  - henley-in-arden
  - 06 Apr 2010 at 15:41
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  Oh dear
  
  Just move to the next film in your list!
  
  The actors are more wooden than Pinocchio, the film could have been finished in half an hour, how many times... read more »
  
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- - ParaJack
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  - Chester
  - 10 Apr 2010 at 12:54

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  Tough L.A. cop Roland Sallinger (Seagal) is betrayed by his partner during a stake out, and left for dead – but Roland is still breathing when the ambulance arrives. A year later, he’s still recovering from his ordeal and has been forced into retirement from the squad. Meanwhile in ...