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• • A fiercely anti-authoritarian parable mixing broad, black comedy and fast action, this portrays the conflict between... read more on Time Out

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    • Time Out
    • 04 Nov 2008 at 00:15

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    Definitive proof that Burt Reynolds could act....

    The Longest Yard, previously titled The Mean Machine (Later rehashed by Vinnie Jones) is basically a story of a man who had everything, lost it all and then ... read more »

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    • 02 Feb 2005 at 16:08

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    the name

    for the buffs out there, this film was released as the longest yard in america, and renamed mean machine for the UK.
    
    i love this film and the dirty ... read more »

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    • 12 Jan 2007 at 16:25

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    A classic

    I have to say when my other half made me get this out I wasn't looking forward to it but I was greatly surprised. Excellent cast and lead from Burt when ... read more »

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    • 18 Apr 2006 at 20:07

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    its 'mean machine' under a different gise

    classic movie under a different name

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    • paul wooding
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    • 04 Oct 2005 at 12:35

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    Definitive proof that Burt Reynolds could act....

    The Longest Yard, previously titled The Mean Machine (Later rehashed by Vinnie Jones) is basically a story of a man who had everything, lost it all and then ... read more »

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    • Gratman
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    A classic

    One of those films you remember with pleasure from your childhood (well if you are of the 30ish persuasion).
    
    It is a joy to see Burt Reynolds at the ... read more »

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    • DrAndyP
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    • 10 Jun 2004 at 17:00
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