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The One And Only Reviews

2002 Certificate 15
  • Rated:
  • 60
  • from 538 members

Stevie, the pregnant wife of an Italian footballer falls head over heels in love with Neil, a man she met when he visited her house to fit a new kitchen. Neil feels the same way but he is also married and is about to be joined by an adopted daughter... Read more

Starring Richard Roxburgh, Justine Waddell, Jonathan Cake, Aisling O'Sullivan
Director Simon Cellan Jones
Genres Drama

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  • Critics' reviews (2) of The One And Only

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  • 2 stars out of 5

    Having triumphed on the small screen with Our Friends in the North, director Simon Cellan Jones and screenwriter Peter Flannery remain on Tyneside for this mirthless romantic comedy. Despite its meticulous contrivances, the storyline refuses to slot together as neatly as the fitted kitchen that the romantically attached Richard Roxburgh installs for pregnant footballer's wife, Justine Waddell. Consequently it's hard to summon up much enthusiasm, let alone sympathy, for their plight — both are trapped in loveless marriages and being pushed into parenthood by their respective spouses. The grossest miscalculation, however, is Jonathan Cake's word-mangling turn as an Italian soccer star that's never funny, just insulting.

    • Radio Times
  • Dull romance that is mired in cliché and corn.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of The One And Only

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  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    very good

    This is very good British film with some excellent humour. It's about two couples and their struggle to have children, except that one partner in each couple doesn't want kids. It's also a romance, but the film is definitely not a 'girlie' flick. It will appeal to most people. Definitely worth watching.

      • amanda martin from Walsall, UK
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Excellent

    One of the funniest films i have seen maybe its because i come from Newcastle and that is where it was made.But i think it will be funny to every body we still make the best films in this country wat ahead of USA.

      • A customer from NEWCASTLE ENGLAND
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    The One and Only

    A really good 'watch' with feel good factor, Geordie humour and warmth. Not a film I had heard of but better than many of the 'in news' blockbusters.

      • A customer from North Lincolnshire
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of The One And Only

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  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Absolutely fabulous

    British film, very funny, it looked rubbish from the cover but film is hilarious. Really advise you to watch this film!!!

      • A customer from Cornwall
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    The One and Only

    A really good 'watch' with feel good factor, Geordie humour and warmth. Not a film I had heard of but better than many of the 'in news' blockbusters.

      • A customer from North Lincolnshire
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    very good

    This is very good British film with some excellent humour. It's about two couples and their struggle to have children, except that one partner in each couple doesn't want kids. It's also a romance, but the film is definitely not a 'girlie' flick. It will appeal to most people. Definitely worth watching.

      • amanda martin from Walsall, UK
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Excellent

    One of the funniest films i have seen maybe its because i come from Newcastle and that is where it was made.But i think it will be funny to every body we still make the best films in this country wat ahead of USA.

      • A customer from NEWCASTLE ENGLAND
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    The One and Only

    A really good 'watch' with feel good factor, Geordie humour and warmth. Not a film I had heard of but better than many of the 'in news' blockbusters.

      • A customer from North Lincolnshire
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Absolutely fabulous

    British film, very funny, it looked rubbish from the cover but film is hilarious. Really advise you to watch this film!!!

      • A customer from Cornwall
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    British Movie at its best

    This is, a little heard of , British comedy, which ticks all the boxes. Fun, relaxed and suitably cynical , but refreshing and rebellious in its subject matter. I loved it. I wish I'd never seen it so that I can be enthralled yet again and not know what happens. I would recommend this film to anyone who enjoys unexpected comedy.

      • A customer from Kilmarnock
  • Rated - 3 stars

    Not in the Four Weddings class but....

    Not a bad Brit Flick - Travelog of Newcastle a tad obvious - Funny bits with real Jordie humour..! The Italian footy player with a mixed Italian/Newcastle accent was really very clever and funny. The little Bikini Faso girl was brilliant - what a cameo part.!! Worth a look.

      • Terry Dowd from Sevenoaks, Kent, UK
  • Rated - 2 stars

    Set in Newcastle, very good back drops and cinema-photography. Good plot line, interesting Characters. OK!

      • A customer from WORKSOP
  • Rated - 1 star

    bad choice

    another bad choice of film totally borig

      • andrea collins from england
  • Rated - 1 star

    Don't waste your time.........

    Quite funny in places, but still one of the worst films I have ever seen!

      • A customer from Peterborough, England
  • 1 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    complete dross

    Probably the worst film I have tried to watch in years - couldn't handle more than 30 mins. Don't waste your time

      • Peter Rowe from Surrey
  • Critics' reviews (2)

  • 2 stars out of 5

    Having triumphed on the small screen with Our Friends in the North, director Simon Cellan Jones and screenwriter Peter Flannery remain on Tyneside for this mirthless romantic comedy. Despite its meticulous contrivances, the storyline refuses to slot together as neatly as the fitted kitchen that the romantically attached Richard Roxburgh installs for pregnant footballer's wife, Justine Waddell. Consequently it's hard to summon up much enthusiasm, let alone sympathy, for their plight — both are trapped in loveless marriages and being pushed into parenthood by their respective spouses. The grossest miscalculation, however, is Jonathan Cake's word-mangling turn as an Italian soccer star that's never funny, just insulting.

    • Radio Times
  • Dull romance that is mired in cliché and corn.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide

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