, 20 Apr 2004
This is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. It fails to work on any level, is self-conscious through out (well I assume it is, I confess that I made the decision not to waste to much of my life by watching all of it) and contains some of the worst moments in cinematic history yet perpetrated by the hand of man. Notably 'the penis song' which had me watching in open-mouthed disbelief as to how they persuaded any of those involved to participate. If ever when I am old and alone, down and out and destitute, I begin to feel the chill of winters frosty hand icing my blood I will merely need to remember 'the penis song' and the warm glow of empathetic embarrassment will render me instantly toasty and warm till comes the spring. It has invaded my head and drowns out the cheerful chirrup of the little birds in the trees, the laughter of happy children and for all I know the frantic horn blowing of cars speeding out of control in my general direction.
It is not good. The only reason to rent this movie (for god?s sake do not purchase it) is to witness for yourself its general poorness and perhaps regale people at parties with amusing accounts of its witlessness. As I now intend to do for the rest of my days. Should you choose to watch it remember to check out the bizarre directors commentary where the director and 'stars' sit around with whoopee cushions, prattling happily about their offering as perhaps a toddler might on having produced its first stool without the aid of adult supervision. You will probably not be able to take a great deal of it, but providing you have been primed with strong drink before hand you are unlikely to suffer long term film aversion.
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Thank you for allowing me to get this out of my system.
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