The Watermen details
| Format: | 18 DVD |
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| Starring: | Jason Mewes, Richard Riehle, Matt L. Lockhart, Scott Davis |
| Director: | Matt L. Lockhart |
| Genres: | Horror, Thriller |
| Studio: | FUSION MEDIA SALES |
| Name | Discs | |
|---|---|---|
The Watermen |
18 Feature |
DVD Information
| Run time: | 1 hour 30 minutes |
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| Rental release: | 23 Apr 2012 |
| Main languages: | English |
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The Gibbering Fishermen.
By Freebee (41 reviews) , 27 Apr 2012[Highly rated reviewer]
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Here's one film that should be taken out to sea, had some weights tied to it and thrown in!
It says the million dollar yacht breaks down in the sypnosis...i think that's where the whole budget went for the movie because it certainly wasn't spent on the actors and actresses. The acting is atrocious.
The 'baddies' are about as scary as a tuna sandwich and i like tuna!
They were a mix of either hippy travellers or drunken o. a. p men that had had about 3 bottles of whiskey for lunch and some tequila shotts for dinner. You couldn't understand a word they were saying. I haven't a clue what language they were speaking but they were certainly on par with the teletubbies when it came to making sense.
The story is much like many of the recent horror flix that have tried to do the 'extreme' thing but this one is really badly made, acted and it has no real atmosphere to it at all.
The scenes and actions by the characters in the movie are so unrealistic that i was laughing to myself saying ''c'mon''. I think the director had just came into some cash and thought he's grab some people from his local beach and make a film.
See it if you must but be prepared and have something soft at hand to throw at the telly when it gets too annoying!- Was this review helpful to you?
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(23)Not worth watching
By a customer , 17 Feb 2013Absolute terrible film. This is the first film we have rented, which we had to eject after watching for only 15 minutes. We agree totally with all previous reviewers who have only given one star or less.- Was this review helpful to you?
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Waste of leisure time
By zatregit (4 reviews) , 27 Jan 2013What a waste of leisure time!!! Utter rubbish and so predictable i could of told you what was going to happen next!! Don't waste your time................- Was this review helpful to you?
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What on earth please give this a miss I beg for your sanity.
By ZenZii (165 reviews) from Preston , 28 Dec 2012This was the most unrealistic horror movie, as in it was just lets hack a few more bodies after drugged, raped and molested. Then hack away Sorry but this movie has to be the second worst ever and I mean that, I've watched many horrors good bad weird but this if you want to see ugly seamen acting like slashers and the expense of the movie must have been at least £20. Give this a big NO x x x- Was this review helpful to you?
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don't bother with it!!!!
By a customer , 16 Sep 2012load of rubbish!!!!! wouldn't waste my time with this one i ended up doing something else like ironing which was more interesting.- Was this review helpful to you?
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DON'T DO IT
By iloveabersoch (7 reviews) from Worsley , 10 Aug 2012OMG - utter utter utter garbage - I've only just read the reviews after watching this tripre and OMG I wish I'd read them before, thus saving me the pain in my index finger as I fast forwarded x4 through the whole move - please please don't rent this, or if you do, please leave a review adving others that you were as stupid as me for doing so.- Was this review helpful to you?
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