Patrick, a ten year old boy, wants to become an astronaut. His claim to fame is his ability to break wind. With a friend's help Patrick travels to the US Space Centre where he has the chance to realise his ambition... Read more
| Starring | Rupert Grint, Bruce Cook, Simon Callow, Stephen Fry |
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| Director | Peter Hewitt |
| Genres | Children |
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Patrick, a ten year old boy, wants to become an astronaut. His claim to fame is his ability to break wind. With a friend's help Patrick travels to the US Space Centre where he has the chance to realise his ambition...
| Starring | Rupert Grint, Bruce Cook, Simon Callow, Stephen Fry, Celia Imrie, Paul Giamatti, Ned Beatty |
|---|---|
| Director | Peter Hewitt |
| Studio | PATHE DISTRIBUTION |
| Run time | DVD: 1 hr 24 mins |
| Certificate | |
| Genres | Children |
| Language | DVD: English |
| Released | DVD: 18 Nov 2002 Production year: 2002 |
| Format | DVD |
This excruciatingly vulgar comedy fantasy is an absolute stinker. Ten-year-old Patrick Smash (Bruce Cook) was born with two stomachs, which cause him to break wind continuously. When his boffin pal Alan A Allen (Harry Potter's Rupert Grint) designs a pair of Heath Robinson-like trousers allowing flatulence storage, Patrick's power-farting attracts the attention of the US Space Center which is in desperate need of a new method of propulsion. A total waste of everyone's time and talent, Peter Hewitt's dismally juvenile caper is tediously and relentlessly unamusing. Lacking any charm whatsoever, even in its retro Beano-style design and lampoons of other better movies, this pathetic British embarrassment is, quite frankly, pants.
This entry to the pantheon of farting films comes from Brit director Hewitt, of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and The... read more on Time Out
For children and adults alike. Toilet humour is always funny for children. Both of my children (aged 6 and 3) thought is was the finniest film they'd ever seen. A really good family film for a night in.
The wurst film iv ever seen the actors act like a pile ov horse poo (which is hairy) they are talking a pair ov pants (literally!) all the way through the actors are like a two-man freak show let alone having to act as them! The farting kid is fat, waddles, he has a tub head and haircut, and to top it off he FARTS! He wonts to be astronaut aswell! Guess how this phone call will go:' Hi Mr. Space I am fat, i waddle i fart like a 10 ton hippoptotamus and i have a head the shape of a pudding bowl' Oh yeah that'll go down well! The whole film summed up in 1 sentance is a disgrace to any country (even Wales).
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