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Timberfalls

Oh Dear me..........Not sure about Timber but they should have used this one for Tinder............ A loved up couple Mike (Josh Randall ) and Sheryl (Brianna Brown) travel from Virginia to Lake Kimbrabow to spend the weekend hiking and camping in the woods. They ask for directions from the local ranger who advises them to follow the Donner trail (Wasn't it the Donner party that got snowbound in the Sierra's?........ or Did they run a Kebab shop can never quite remember?) however Mike meets redneck local Ida Forester in the woods (original surname right?) who tells them that Timber Falls has magnificent landscapes and a wonderful waterfall and the couple decide to head off . They set up camp but in the morning Sheryl is abducted while taking a dip in a nearby lake.

The desperate Mike seeks her out , and finds a deranged bunch of religious fanatics have her tied up in a cellar as they need someone to procreate on their behalf .............and after copping a look at Ida's brother you realise why .............he makes Quasimodo look like Cary Grant.............Mike too is abducted and it's a battle to get out of the root cellar as The Fighting Forester's inflict all sorts of weird punishments on them in an attempt to get the couple to produce a child and add to ther clan...........It's real garbage.............not sure how it got a cinena release?.........But put them all in a canoe and send them over the falls .............And save 90 minutes of your life...

[Highly rated reviewer]